Brisbane NIMBY Vows To Protect Woolloongabba’s Beautiful Car Dealerships And BBQ Outlets From Becoming A Major Inner-City Olympics Sporting And Entertainment Precinct

Brisbane NIMBY Vows To Protect Woolloongabba’s Beautiful Car Dealerships And BBQ Outlets From Becoming A Major Inner-City Olympics Sporting And Entertainment Precinct

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the excitetment of the 2024 Paris Olympics heats up, all eyes remained firmly fixated on the noisy minority of inner-city Brisbane yuppies who have made the preparation for our own games far more difficult than it need to be. This comes months after the NIMBY anti-Olympics movement
Spike In Pneumonia Cases Caused By Crossfitters Remaining Shirtless Well After Winter Morning Workouts

Spike In Pneumonia Cases Caused By Crossfitters Remaining Shirtless Well After Winter Morning Workouts

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Crossfit member from a gym in the French Quarter has been rushed to hospital this morning showing signs of respiratory distress, making him the 12th man to be admitted for Crossfit induced illnesses this month alone. Paramedics at the Betoota Base Hospital report seeing an influx of these
Local Woman Begins Spiralling After The Girlies Insist Extremely Unflattering Photo Of Her Looks Fine

Local Woman Begins Spiralling After The Girlies Insist Extremely Unflattering Photo Of Her Looks Fine

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman is now heavily considering booking a consultation at her nearest beauty clinic, after her mates insisted the hideous photo of her dropped into the group was an accurate reflection. Staring in horror as she zoomed into the photo, Chara Phillips was shocked to discover that
“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”

“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Freshwater Strategy Poll of 1,003 of Australia’s wealthiest voters, conducted for Australian Financial Review, has found that the Liberal-National Party coalition is in front of Labor for the first time since the 2022 election. The poll shows Prime Minister Albanese’s government is less popular Peter Dutton’s ...
Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP

Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of Monday morning, Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024 US Election. This comes after the incumbent President Joe Biden declared that he will be leaving politics at the conclusion of his current term. It’s an announcement that has had the Republicans
Would-be Harris VPs line up

Would-be Harris VPs line up

With US President Joe Biden abandoning his campaign for re-election and his Vice-President Kamala Harris becoming the presumptive Democratic Party nominee for the November presidential election, focus now falls on who will be her pick as running mate. The Bug’s Washington DC bureau took to the streets to ask some
Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war

Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war

GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania: The presumptive Democrats presidential candidate Kamala Harris has vowed here that her side of politics will win the American civil war that “is clearly inevitable after my victory in November”. To the cheers of thousands of supporters at one of her first major addresses since Joe Biden steeped
Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare

Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare

MEDIA NEWS: News Crap Australia has narrowly avoided having to sack all of the commentators and columnists employed by its national broadshit The Australian, those working for its string of metro daily turdbloids, and all “after dark” commentators on its Sky News channel. The Bug has confirmed that the mass dismissals
Why God spared Trump!

Why God spared Trump!

The Bug continues with examples of the Xcrement that flowed into our Xcreta-of-the-Week barrel this past week or so. We may have already awarded a winner yesterday but our judges thought so many entries deserved such glory, including the one (above and below) from Marlene Robertson. On a

Brisbane NIMBY Vows To Protect Woolloongabba’s Beautiful Car Dealerships And BBQ Outlets From Becoming A Major Inner-City Olympics Sporting And Entertainment Precinct

Brisbane NIMBY Vows To Protect Woolloongabba’s Beautiful Car Dealerships And BBQ Outlets From Becoming A Major Inner-City Olympics Sporting And Entertainment Precinct
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the excitetment of the 2024 Paris Olympics heats up, all eyes remained firmly fixated on the noisy minority of inner-city Brisbane yuppies who have made the preparation for our own games far more difficult than it need to be. This comes months after the NIMBY anti-Olympics movement

Spike In Pneumonia Cases Caused By Crossfitters Remaining Shirtless Well After Winter Morning Workouts

Spike In Pneumonia Cases Caused By Crossfitters Remaining Shirtless Well After Winter Morning Workouts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Crossfit member from a gym in the French Quarter has been rushed to hospital this morning showing signs of respiratory distress, making him the 12th man to be admitted for Crossfit induced illnesses this month alone. Paramedics at the Betoota Base Hospital report seeing an influx of these

Local Woman Begins Spiralling After The Girlies Insist Extremely Unflattering Photo Of Her Looks Fine

Local Woman Begins Spiralling After The Girlies Insist Extremely Unflattering Photo Of Her Looks Fine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman is now heavily considering booking a consultation at her nearest beauty clinic, after her mates insisted the hideous photo of her dropped into the group was an accurate reflection. Staring in horror as she zoomed into the photo, Chara Phillips was shocked to discover that

“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”

“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Freshwater Strategy Poll of 1,003 of Australia’s wealthiest voters, conducted for Australian Financial Review, has found that the Liberal-National Party coalition is in front of Labor for the first time since the 2022 election. The poll shows Prime Minister Albanese’s government is less popular Peter Dutton’s ...

Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP

Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of Monday morning, Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024 US Election. This comes after the incumbent President Joe Biden declared that he will be leaving politics at the conclusion of his current term. It’s an announcement that has had the Republicans

Would-be Harris VPs line up

Would-be Harris VPs line up
With US President Joe Biden abandoning his campaign for re-election and his Vice-President Kamala Harris becoming the presumptive Democratic Party nominee for the November presidential election, focus now falls on who will be her pick as running mate. The Bug’s Washington DC bureau took to the streets to ask some

Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war

Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war
GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania: The presumptive Democrats presidential candidate Kamala Harris has vowed here that her side of politics will win the American civil war that “is clearly inevitable after my victory in November”. To the cheers of thousands of supporters at one of her first major addresses since Joe Biden steeped

Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare

Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare
MEDIA NEWS: News Crap Australia has narrowly avoided having to sack all of the commentators and columnists employed by its national broadshit The Australian, those working for its string of metro daily turdbloids, and all “after dark” commentators on its Sky News channel. The Bug has confirmed that the mass dismissals

Why God spared Trump!

Why God spared Trump!
The Bug continues with examples of the Xcrement that flowed into our Xcreta-of-the-Week barrel this past week or so. We may have already awarded a winner yesterday but our judges thought so many entries deserved such glory, including the one (above and below) from Marlene Robertson. On a