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Would-be Harris VPs line up

Would-be Harris VPs line up

With US President Joe Biden abandoning his campaign for re-election and his Vice-President Kamala Harris becoming the presumptive Democratic Party nominee for the November presidential election, focus now falls on who will be her pick as running mate. The Bug’s Washington DC bureau took to the streets to ask some
Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war

Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war

GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania: The presumptive Democrats presidential candidate Kamala Harris has vowed here that her side of politics will win the American civil war that “is clearly inevitable after my victory in November”. To the cheers of thousands of supporters at one of her first major addresses since Joe Biden steeped
Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare

Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare

MEDIA NEWS: News Crap Australia has narrowly avoided having to sack all of the commentators and columnists employed by its national broadshit The Australian, those working for its string of metro daily turdbloids, and all “after dark” commentators on its Sky News channel. The Bug has confirmed that the mass dismissals
Why God spared Trump!

Why God spared Trump!

The Bug continues with examples of the Xcrement that flowed into our Xcreta-of-the-Week barrel this past week or so. We may have already awarded a winner yesterday but our judges thought so many entries deserved such glory, including the one (above and below) from Marlene Robertson. On a
Biden’s decision spotlights “new” Trump

Biden’s decision spotlights “new” Trump

WASHINGTON DC: A US political expert says the “softer and less confrontational” response by Donald Trump to President Joe Biden’s decision to quit the presidential race confirms that the former president has “changed for the better” since the attempt on his life little more than a week ago. Lecturer in
Pussy grabber versus pussy owner?

Pussy grabber versus pussy owner?

Given Joe Biden’s decision to quit the presidential race, The Bug will set aside its normal Xcrement-of-the-Week rules and let this week’s column be dominated by the xcrement that has flowed freely into our competition barrel this morning, just outside the normal cut-off point for nominations. And to be fair,

Would-be Harris VPs line up

Would-be Harris VPs line up
With US President Joe Biden abandoning his campaign for re-election and his Vice-President Kamala Harris becoming the presumptive Democratic Party nominee for the November presidential election, focus now falls on who will be her pick as running mate. The Bug’s Washington DC bureau took to the streets to ask some

Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war

Harris vows to win ‘looming’ civil war
GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania: The presumptive Democrats presidential candidate Kamala Harris has vowed here that her side of politics will win the American civil war that “is clearly inevitable after my victory in November”. To the cheers of thousands of supporters at one of her first major addresses since Joe Biden steeped

Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare

Henderson sparks News Crap sacking scare
MEDIA NEWS: News Crap Australia has narrowly avoided having to sack all of the commentators and columnists employed by its national broadshit The Australian, those working for its string of metro daily turdbloids, and all “after dark” commentators on its Sky News channel. The Bug has confirmed that the mass dismissals

Why God spared Trump!

Why God spared Trump!
The Bug continues with examples of the Xcrement that flowed into our Xcreta-of-the-Week barrel this past week or so. We may have already awarded a winner yesterday but our judges thought so many entries deserved such glory, including the one (above and below) from Marlene Robertson. On a

Biden’s decision spotlights “new” Trump

Biden’s decision spotlights “new” Trump
WASHINGTON DC: A US political expert says the “softer and less confrontational” response by Donald Trump to President Joe Biden’s decision to quit the presidential race confirms that the former president has “changed for the better” since the attempt on his life little more than a week ago. Lecturer in

Pussy grabber versus pussy owner?

Pussy grabber versus pussy owner?
Given Joe Biden’s decision to quit the presidential race, The Bug will set aside its normal Xcrement-of-the-Week rules and let this week’s column be dominated by the xcrement that has flowed freely into our competition barrel this morning, just outside the normal cut-off point for nominations. And to be fair,