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Ministers set to not resign

Ministers set to not resign

A number of Albanese government ministers are expected not to resign despite stinging criticism from one of our nation’s leading politics commentators. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is also understood not to be considering his position after his government was called a “clown show” by Sky LNPNews host Danica De Giorgio
Trump film causes confusion

Trump film causes confusion

Organisers of this year’s New York Film Festival starting in September believe they have finally sorted out how to categorise a new film (main picture) featuring former President Donald Trump and his daughter-in-law Lara Trump, now co-chair of the Republican Party’s national organisation wing, the Republican National Committee. The film
Clean-up continues at News Crap HQ

Clean-up continues at News Crap HQ

MEDIA NEWS: Ambulances, bulldozers, and biohazard clean-up teams are still at work after being  called to the inner-Sydney headquarters of the national broadshit The Australian when news broke yesterday of Foreign Minister Penny Wong’s statement floating the idea of Australia recognising a Palestinian state. Several blocks around the company’s Holt
The Glass House is hurt….

The Glass House is hurt….

….VERY HURT INDEED! Nine News Queensland has wilfully, deliberately, ignored this column’s call yesterday to sack whoever writes their 6pm bulletin promos during Tipping Point Australia. Our dismissal call came after dear, dear Andrew Lofthouse was forced to do a voiceover towards the end of TPA on Tuesday night, declaring
Editor remains in critical condition

Editor remains in critical condition

MEDIA NEWS: Editor of the newsletter of the Bowen Hills branch of the LNP, Chris Jones, is expected to be released from hospital today after being admitted to hospital following his collapse late on Monday night. An ambulance was called to the branch’s building (below) shortly after the first edition
For fuck’s sake, Nine News Queensland…

For fuck’s sake, Nine News Queensland…

… SACK YOUR PROMO WRITER! Repeatedly during Tipping Point Australia on Nine Brisbane last night (Tuesday) came the news promo for Nine News Queensland at 6pm that a multi-billion dollar blowout of a light-rail construction project on the Gold Coast would “be worse than the Gabba rebuild”. The last two

Ministers set to not resign

Ministers set to not resign
A number of Albanese government ministers are expected not to resign despite stinging criticism from one of our nation’s leading politics commentators. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is also understood not to be considering his position after his government was called a “clown show” by Sky LNPNews host Danica De Giorgio

Trump film causes confusion

Trump film causes confusion
Organisers of this year’s New York Film Festival starting in September believe they have finally sorted out how to categorise a new film (main picture) featuring former President Donald Trump and his daughter-in-law Lara Trump, now co-chair of the Republican Party’s national organisation wing, the Republican National Committee. The film

Clean-up continues at News Crap HQ

Clean-up continues at News Crap HQ
MEDIA NEWS: Ambulances, bulldozers, and biohazard clean-up teams are still at work after being  called to the inner-Sydney headquarters of the national broadshit The Australian when news broke yesterday of Foreign Minister Penny Wong’s statement floating the idea of Australia recognising a Palestinian state. Several blocks around the company’s Holt

The Glass House is hurt….

The Glass House is hurt….
….VERY HURT INDEED! Nine News Queensland has wilfully, deliberately, ignored this column’s call yesterday to sack whoever writes their 6pm bulletin promos during Tipping Point Australia. Our dismissal call came after dear, dear Andrew Lofthouse was forced to do a voiceover towards the end of TPA on Tuesday night, declaring

Editor remains in critical condition

Editor remains in critical condition
MEDIA NEWS: Editor of the newsletter of the Bowen Hills branch of the LNP, Chris Jones, is expected to be released from hospital today after being admitted to hospital following his collapse late on Monday night. An ambulance was called to the branch’s building (below) shortly after the first edition

For fuck’s sake, Nine News Queensland…

For fuck’s sake, Nine News Queensland…
… SACK YOUR PROMO WRITER! Repeatedly during Tipping Point Australia on Nine Brisbane last night (Tuesday) came the news promo for Nine News Queensland at 6pm that a multi-billion dollar blowout of a light-rail construction project on the Gold Coast would “be worse than the Gabba rebuild”. The last two