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Biden becomes Barron’s back-up

Biden becomes Barron’s back-up

US President Joe Biden will stand in for Donald Trump if the ex-President is unable to attend his son Barron’s high school graduation due to a requirement to appear in a New York courtroom. Speaking during a visit to the White House (main picture) Barron Trump said he had accepted
Holly Molly! Take this shit down!

Holly Molly! Take this shit down!

Is this what news website INQueensland really thinks about Queenslanders? To even ask the question posed above baffles those who compile this column. Each and every one of them would gladly head out to the home of Molly the magpie and wring its scrawny neck, pluck it, pan fry it
Newspoll: Aussies express empathy

Newspoll: Aussies express empathy

A snap Newspoll shows Australians have expressed empathy following former prime minister Scott Morrison’s revelation that he suffered “debilitating and agonising anxiety” during his time in the nation’s top office. (main image) The poll taken overnight and this morning across the nation showed well over 80 per cent of respondents
If it quacks like a beatup…..

If it quacks like a beatup…..

If it looks like a beatup, quacks like a beatup and waddles like a beatup, here’s The Bug‘s best guess: “It’s a fucking beatup!” Or, alternatively, as the compilers of this column put it ever so simply: Never let the facts spoil a good story! They are referring to Nine
Murdoch jettisons private plane

Murdoch jettisons private plane

MEDIA NEWS: US media mogul Rupert Murdoch has abandoned plans to fly to Australia from New York on his News Crap International private jet. A News Crap Australia spokesperson said Mr Murdoch had been planning a flying visit on his private jet LNP Won (main picture) to oversee the sacking
Cops and clients threaten business

Cops and clients threaten business

POLICE ROUNDS: The owner of a new small business in the inner-Brisbane suburb of Fortitude Valley claims police harassment and an inexplicable backlash from clients are threatening its viability just weeks after opening. Brita Filter (main picture) said she had recently moved from Helsinki to Brisbane specifically to open her

Biden becomes Barron’s back-up

Biden becomes Barron’s back-up
US President Joe Biden will stand in for Donald Trump if the ex-President is unable to attend his son Barron’s high school graduation due to a requirement to appear in a New York courtroom. Speaking during a visit to the White House (main picture) Barron Trump said he had accepted

Holly Molly! Take this shit down!

Holly Molly! Take this shit down!
Is this what news website INQueensland really thinks about Queenslanders? To even ask the question posed above baffles those who compile this column. Each and every one of them would gladly head out to the home of Molly the magpie and wring its scrawny neck, pluck it, pan fry it

Newspoll: Aussies express empathy

Newspoll: Aussies express empathy
A snap Newspoll shows Australians have expressed empathy following former prime minister Scott Morrison’s revelation that he suffered “debilitating and agonising anxiety” during his time in the nation’s top office. (main image) The poll taken overnight and this morning across the nation showed well over 80 per cent of respondents

If it quacks like a beatup…..

If it quacks like a beatup…..
If it looks like a beatup, quacks like a beatup and waddles like a beatup, here’s The Bug‘s best guess: “It’s a fucking beatup!” Or, alternatively, as the compilers of this column put it ever so simply: Never let the facts spoil a good story! They are referring to Nine

Murdoch jettisons private plane

Murdoch jettisons private plane
MEDIA NEWS: US media mogul Rupert Murdoch has abandoned plans to fly to Australia from New York on his News Crap International private jet. A News Crap Australia spokesperson said Mr Murdoch had been planning a flying visit on his private jet LNP Won (main picture) to oversee the sacking

Cops and clients threaten business

Cops and clients threaten business
POLICE ROUNDS: The owner of a new small business in the inner-Brisbane suburb of Fortitude Valley claims police harassment and an inexplicable backlash from clients are threatening its viability just weeks after opening. Brita Filter (main picture) said she had recently moved from Helsinki to Brisbane specifically to open her