MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartbreaking yet extremely predictable disaster, local resident and self-proclaimed bloke that’s trying to save money and order less UberEats, Benjamin Fernie (29) , found himself having to chuck the baby out with the bathwater. It all began innocently enough when Benjamin decided to save a few bucks
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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be the only realistic path to achieving his New Year’s resolution to read more, citing his overwhelming phone addiction and hectic schedule as his main obstacles as a free man. Hugo Christopher (25) has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for wearing one of his crusty old Tshirts to a nightclub. The grub in question, Nathan Bennett, is said to have been invited to a cheeky Thursday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBRO IMAGINE THESE AS RAVE RISUALS: A stoner uncle has today bonded with his baby nephew over their shared delight of watching dancing fruit videos, as evident by peels of laughter heard from the living room. Anthony Hynes, 29, a freelance graphic designer from Betoota Heights, is said to
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAmidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z are forced to make tough choices, with many opting to skip lunch altogether due to the strain on their wallets caused by the cost of living crisis. The recent spike in vape prices
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTJUST LIKE OLD TIMES: A mum’s social brunch took a nostalgic turn last Saturday when a group of mums found themselves huddled around a glass-top outdoor dining table with a pack of cigarettes in tow. The decision to carry on came after downing a couple too many savvy b’s
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartbreaking yet extremely predictable disaster, local resident and self-proclaimed bloke that’s trying to save money and order less UberEats, Benjamin Fernie (29) , found himself having to chuck the baby out with the bathwater. It all began innocently enough when Benjamin decided to save a few bucks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be the only realistic path to achieving his New Year’s resolution to read more, citing his overwhelming phone addiction and hectic schedule as his main obstacles as a free man. Hugo Christopher (25) has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for wearing one of his crusty old Tshirts to a nightclub. The grub in question, Nathan Bennett, is said to have been invited to a cheeky Thursday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBRO IMAGINE THESE AS RAVE RISUALS: A stoner uncle has today bonded with his baby nephew over their shared delight of watching dancing fruit videos, as evident by peels of laughter heard from the living room. Anthony Hynes, 29, a freelance graphic designer from Betoota Heights, is said to
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAmidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z are forced to make tough choices, with many opting to skip lunch altogether due to the strain on their wallets caused by the cost of living crisis. The recent spike in vape prices
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTJUST LIKE OLD TIMES: A mum’s social brunch took a nostalgic turn last Saturday when a group of mums found themselves huddled around a glass-top outdoor dining table with a pack of cigarettes in tow. The decision to carry on came after downing a couple too many savvy b’s