New ambulances already in demand

New ambulances already in demand

NSW NEWS: The NSW Government’s 12 new specialised ambulances designed to rapidly respond to mass outbreaks of explosive diarrhoea have seen action already despite being launched only this morning. The new vehicles, costing about $3 million each, will be garaged permanently at News Crap Australia’s Holt Street headquarters. Premier Chris
Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues

Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will devastate New South Wales rugby league fans, Queensland five-eighth Cameron Munster has been ruled out of this year’s State of Origin series due to an exacerbated groin injury. Doctors say the 29-year-old superstar won’t require surgery at this stage, but his earliest possible
Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor

Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world’s most most beloved regime toppling organisation has today been forced to deny allegations that it is behind the death of another international leader. The Capitalism Intervention Agency (CIA) is desperately trying to hose down claims that it is behind the demise of Iranian President Ebrahim
The Barbra Streisand effect is dead!

The Barbra Streisand effect is dead!

Long live the Gina Rinehart effect! Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have decided not to award just the one outstanding piece of xcrement but to jointly honour all those who came up with Gina Rinehart memes this past week or so. They salute all those who have helped the world

New ambulances already in demand

New ambulances already in demand
NSW NEWS: The NSW Government’s 12 new specialised ambulances designed to rapidly respond to mass outbreaks of explosive diarrhoea have seen action already despite being launched only this morning. The new vehicles, costing about $3 million each, will be garaged permanently at News Crap Australia’s Holt Street headquarters. Premier Chris

Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues

Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will devastate New South Wales rugby league fans, Queensland five-eighth Cameron Munster has been ruled out of this year’s State of Origin series due to an exacerbated groin injury. Doctors say the 29-year-old superstar won’t require surgery at this stage, but his earliest possible

Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor

Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world’s most most beloved regime toppling organisation has today been forced to deny allegations that it is behind the death of another international leader. The Capitalism Intervention Agency (CIA) is desperately trying to hose down claims that it is behind the demise of Iranian President Ebrahim

The Barbra Streisand effect is dead!

The Barbra Streisand effect is dead!
Long live the Gina Rinehart effect! Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have decided not to award just the one outstanding piece of xcrement but to jointly honour all those who came up with Gina Rinehart memes this past week or so. They salute all those who have helped the world