WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second scandal in as many days. Qantas the once national own flagship operator has been forced to apologise after a serious technical mishap overnight. The red and white plane taking people home from
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sequel the world didn’t really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews. After the virality and success of the first instalment, the Joker film franchise has returned with the Joker: Folie à Deux. However, in a very weird pivot, the film is pretty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a natural partner in a low functioning tradie, who’s so blissfully unaware of current affairs he likely believes negative gearing is a sequel to Top Gear. Rachael Smalls, 33, a high flying lawyer from the
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week, as it’s discovered he’s been washing his hands with hand soap that probably shouldn’t be thrown out two months ago. It’s alleged this discovery was made after his girlfriend Julia stayed over again,
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might’ve bitten off more than he chew this week, after hard-launching his new Jew-Friendly rebrand in the Teal seats down south. As a multimillionaire property developer from North Brisbane’s mortgage belt, the most diverse voters that Dutton has previously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from finance, who took out last year’s competition by a single point. Santosh Mishra, who emigrated to Australia from India in 2015, claims he doesn’t even follow rugby league and only joined
That headline story soon. But first…. while the offering (at top and below) from Eagle Sam did not garner the blue riband from our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges yesterday, they were more than happy to give it a big plug in today’s second tranche at the Xcrements that flowed our way over
FUTTBUCK, GA: In the wake of firming support for Vice-President Kamala Harris an obviously frustrated Donald Trump has lashed out at President Joe Biden for quitting this year’s presidential race. At a rally in the small rural town of Futtbuck in the swing state of Georgia, Mr Trump made sensational
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has demanded a revamp of the Australian Maths syllabus to ensure that more emphasis is put on division. ”It is totally unacceptable that the average Australian kid leaves school knowing how to add and multiply but not divide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I promise the Australian
Our Media Glass House researchers could not suppress a chuckle when they read the headline on the story below that appeared in the latest edition of The Weekend Australian. The item filed from the Queensland state election campaign trail told readers of the Murdoch media’s national broadshit of
Apologies up front for our reader trying to enjoy the Monday public holiday in Queensland (King’s birthday) and NSW (Labour Day) but much of this first look at out Xcrements-of-the-Month features current federal Opposition Leader Peter Dutton. There were far more serious X contributions about the Spudster but our judges
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second scandal in as many days. Qantas the once national own flagship operator has been forced to apologise after a serious technical mishap overnight. The red and white plane taking people home from
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sequel the world didn’t really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews. After the virality and success of the first instalment, the Joker film franchise has returned with the Joker: Folie à Deux. However, in a very weird pivot, the film is pretty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a natural partner in a low functioning tradie, who’s so blissfully unaware of current affairs he likely believes negative gearing is a sequel to Top Gear. Rachael Smalls, 33, a high flying lawyer from the
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week, as it’s discovered he’s been washing his hands with hand soap that probably shouldn’t be thrown out two months ago. It’s alleged this discovery was made after his girlfriend Julia stayed over again,
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might’ve bitten off more than he chew this week, after hard-launching his new Jew-Friendly rebrand in the Teal seats down south. As a multimillionaire property developer from North Brisbane’s mortgage belt, the most diverse voters that Dutton has previously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from finance, who took out last year’s competition by a single point. Santosh Mishra, who emigrated to Australia from India in 2015, claims he doesn’t even follow rugby league and only joined
That headline story soon. But first…. while the offering (at top and below) from Eagle Sam did not garner the blue riband from our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges yesterday, they were more than happy to give it a big plug in today’s second tranche at the Xcrements that flowed our way over
FUTTBUCK, GA: In the wake of firming support for Vice-President Kamala Harris an obviously frustrated Donald Trump has lashed out at President Joe Biden for quitting this year’s presidential race. At a rally in the small rural town of Futtbuck in the swing state of Georgia, Mr Trump made sensational
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has demanded a revamp of the Australian Maths syllabus to ensure that more emphasis is put on division. ”It is totally unacceptable that the average Australian kid leaves school knowing how to add and multiply but not divide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I promise the Australian
Our Media Glass House researchers could not suppress a chuckle when they read the headline on the story below that appeared in the latest edition of The Weekend Australian. The item filed from the Queensland state election campaign trail told readers of the Murdoch media’s national broadshit of
Apologies up front for our reader trying to enjoy the Monday public holiday in Queensland (King’s birthday) and NSW (Labour Day) but much of this first look at out Xcrements-of-the-Month features current federal Opposition Leader Peter Dutton. There were far more serious X contributions about the Spudster but our judges
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of