Evan El-Amin/Shutterstock.com The world has banded together to offer Donald Trump a fourteen-figure sum in exchange for never talking about anything at all ever again. Saying they were willing to pay whatever it takes to stop that ‘excruciating fucking noise emanating from the US’, the world’s citizens agreed to
The owner of a viral Bruce Lehrmann tattoo has been traced to high profile Toowoomba man Bruce Lehrmann. Lehrmann owned up to the body-art, saying he wanted a permanent reminder of his ordeals. “I wanted to commemorate the time where I had to struggle through being given a rent-free three-bedroom
In a relief for Australians who have struggled to get enough information on Arj Barker’s brief interaction with a mother at a comedy show on Saturday night, sources have confirmed that a dedicated 24-hour news service will be set up to cover the incident properly. A joint venture between Australia’s
A Melbourne woman who briefly looked at a chair on the Freedom Furniture website in 2019 will be subjected to nothing but ads for chairs until at least 2028. “I bought the chair. I literally don’t need any more chairs. Is there a way I can let them know I
Shutterstock/Frederic Legrand/COMEO Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not. The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said
Shutterstock/Drop of Light Joe Biden has told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to scale back attacks on civilian areas in Gaza, or risk a barrage of empty statements, the likes of which have never been seen before. “Last month I said we were ‘deeply dismayed’ about the situation in
Describing it as minor tweak to Australia’s citizenship requirements, Anthony Albanese says applicants will now need to provide evidence that they have launched a 30kg pole at a mass murderer in order to have their submissions processed. “It’s a fairly straightforward requirement,” the PM told a press conference today. “We’re
REVIEW: Seven’s new season of Dancing with the Dickheads is off to a cracking start with more gaping holes of morality than you can poke your stick into. Bruce Lehrmann’s wardrobe malfunction in last week’s breakdance to R Kelly’s ‘Don’t You Say No’ was finally reviewed by British lipreading experts
Shutterstock/ChameleonsEye Letter deliveries will shift to every second business day from now on, according to a statement Australia Post mailed to media outlets four years ago. The organisation said they wanted to give Australians several years to get ready for the change, but the announcement was held up in
When you’ve been accused of doing something wrong in public life, the response usually is to go to ground and keep your mouth shut. In the Defo Awards we celebrate those brave men, and other men, who took a different route. The men who, against all advice, against all logic,
Pointing out that it was a long time ago and that his memory isn’t perfect, former political staffer Bruce Lehrmann says he cannot remember the outcome of today’s defamation verdict, or even launching proceedings in the first place. “I don’t recall ever initiating defamation action. And if I did, I
Peter Dutton has stubbed his toe while walking to the kitchen at his family home, immediately drawing parallels to the pain and suffering felt by victims of the Twin Towers attacks of September 2001. It comes after he compared last October’s pro-Palestine rally at the Sydney Opera House to the
Evan El-Amin/Shutterstock.com The world has banded together to offer Donald Trump a fourteen-figure sum in exchange for never talking about anything at all ever again. Saying they were willing to pay whatever it takes to stop that ‘excruciating fucking noise emanating from the US’, the world’s citizens agreed to
The owner of a viral Bruce Lehrmann tattoo has been traced to high profile Toowoomba man Bruce Lehrmann. Lehrmann owned up to the body-art, saying he wanted a permanent reminder of his ordeals. “I wanted to commemorate the time where I had to struggle through being given a rent-free three-bedroom
In a relief for Australians who have struggled to get enough information on Arj Barker’s brief interaction with a mother at a comedy show on Saturday night, sources have confirmed that a dedicated 24-hour news service will be set up to cover the incident properly. A joint venture between Australia’s
A Melbourne woman who briefly looked at a chair on the Freedom Furniture website in 2019 will be subjected to nothing but ads for chairs until at least 2028. “I bought the chair. I literally don’t need any more chairs. Is there a way I can let them know I
Shutterstock/Frederic Legrand/COMEO Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not. The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said
Shutterstock/Drop of Light Joe Biden has told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to scale back attacks on civilian areas in Gaza, or risk a barrage of empty statements, the likes of which have never been seen before. “Last month I said we were ‘deeply dismayed’ about the situation in
Describing it as minor tweak to Australia’s citizenship requirements, Anthony Albanese says applicants will now need to provide evidence that they have launched a 30kg pole at a mass murderer in order to have their submissions processed. “It’s a fairly straightforward requirement,” the PM told a press conference today. “We’re
REVIEW: Seven’s new season of Dancing with the Dickheads is off to a cracking start with more gaping holes of morality than you can poke your stick into. Bruce Lehrmann’s wardrobe malfunction in last week’s breakdance to R Kelly’s ‘Don’t You Say No’ was finally reviewed by British lipreading experts
Shutterstock/ChameleonsEye Letter deliveries will shift to every second business day from now on, according to a statement Australia Post mailed to media outlets four years ago. The organisation said they wanted to give Australians several years to get ready for the change, but the announcement was held up in
When you’ve been accused of doing something wrong in public life, the response usually is to go to ground and keep your mouth shut. In the Defo Awards we celebrate those brave men, and other men, who took a different route. The men who, against all advice, against all logic,
Pointing out that it was a long time ago and that his memory isn’t perfect, former political staffer Bruce Lehrmann says he cannot remember the outcome of today’s defamation verdict, or even launching proceedings in the first place. “I don’t recall ever initiating defamation action. And if I did, I
Peter Dutton has stubbed his toe while walking to the kitchen at his family home, immediately drawing parallels to the pain and suffering felt by victims of the Twin Towers attacks of September 2001. It comes after he compared last October’s pro-Palestine rally at the Sydney Opera House to the
