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New Report Confirms Wollongong Is Sydney’s Most Liveable Suburb

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A new one of those liveability index studies has been released today, and its findings regarding the City of Sydney make for damning reading.

The nationwide study confirmed the long-held belief amongst many, that the Republic of Sydney is, in fact, the worst city in Australia, with

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Exclusive: Stirlo’s HIA results revealed!

SPORT:

Rugby league great and Channel 9 commentator Peter Stirling has become the first of the sport’s off-field personalities to undertake a compulsory head injury assessment under new National Rugby League rules governing the domestic game at the elite level.

Although HIA until now has been limited to testing injured

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Business says ‘influencers’ are a dead loss

SOCIAL MEDIA:

A Brisbane company has vowed never again to engage with self-proclaimed Instagram “influencers” after being stung once too often by big promises of positive reviews and exposure that never materialised.

CEO of Funerals R Us, Paul Berra (main picture), said that soon after his firm started its own

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Trump On Epstein: “I Only Associate With The Very Best Sex Offenders”

US President Donald Trump has defended his former relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffery Epstein, saying he only associates with the wealthiest, most successful sex offenders.

Mr Trump said he didn’t spend time at his resorts with any old alleged rapists. “Epstein is a very successful guy. Terrific guy. This

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Signs of the times for retail sector

RETAILING:

The owners of a number of major shopping centres across Australia say they are seeing positive results from their innovative approach to the retail downturn.

In a rare interview the normally reclusive twin brothers Perc and Al Dett (main picture) told The Bug that vacant space in their portfolio

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Joyce to the world…. again!

FEDERAL POLITICS:

Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack is to step aside to give Barnaby Joyce a chance “to get back on his feet”.

In a selfless act in the otherwise cutthroat business of politics that has stunned the Canberra press gallery, Mr McCormack will resign as Nationals leader this afternoon,

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Laboring a point … as always

Why the fuck should I?

That was my immediate response when I first spotted that Australian Labor tweet on social mediocre urging me to join (or in my case, rejoin after decades away) the party and help take up the fight to the unre-electable Morrison government that just got

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Muslims thank PM for protection

RELIGION:

Plans by the Morrison Government to enact legislation protecting religious freedoms in Australia have been welcomed by the nation’s Muslim community.

One Islamic religious leader who did not wish to be identified said there has been “great rejoicing” by Muslims in cities and towns across the nation at news

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BREAKING: Leaked Aptitude Test For Next UK Ambassador To The US

With Sir Kim Darroch’s resignation as British Ambassador to the US, brought on by the leaking of emails in which he described President Trump as “clumsy and inept”, the next Prime Minister of the UK will need to appoint a replacement. The (un)Australian has obtained documents outlining a written

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Honest Government Ad | Visit Australia! (2019)

The Australien Government has made a new tourism ad, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative!

And we’re back! 👋🧡 Welcome to Season 2 of the Honest Government Ads. I thought we’d kick off by revisiting the very first HGA we made back in 2016, also titled Visit Australia. Lucy and

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