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Husband Who Can’t Mind The Kids And Clean Kitchen At Same Time Somehow Manages 8 Different Betting Apps And 4 Fantasy Teams

Husband Who Can’t Mind The Kids And Clean Kitchen At Same Time Somehow Manages 8 Different Betting Apps And 4 Fantasy Teams

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been on the receiving end of some constructive feedback. Andrew Wilson (31) from our town’s pebblecretiest suburb copped the rapid fire burst of suggestions on how he could do better a short time ago, after his better half returned to a
Needlessly Competitive Colleague Ends Water Vessel Dick Measuring Contest With 44-Gallon Drum Drink Bottle

Needlessly Competitive Colleague Ends Water Vessel Dick Measuring Contest With 44-Gallon Drum Drink Bottle

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A quiet Friday morning at the Betoota Heights Business Park was shattered today when a 34-year-old sales manager rolled into the office with a 44-gallon drum repurposed as a drink bottle, decisively ending months of hydration one-upmanship among his colleagues. Greg Megger-Colin, an employee
Supermarkets tweak bun dates

Supermarkets tweak bun dates

Australia’s two major supermarket chains say they will change the date on which hot-cross buns first appear on their shelves each year. Both Coles and Woolworths reported negative consumer feedback after the traditional Easter treats were made available from Boxing Day last year. “We’re not sure why some customers complained
Back on track to what?

Back on track to what?

Gough’s Going Great! Any of you BUGgers out there old enough to remember that federal-election campaign slogan? In what probably seemed like a good idea at the time, Labor federally in the double dissolution election of 1974 used that for the poll that kept the Whitlam government in power –
Netanyahu expresses surprise

Netanyahu expresses surprise

GAZA WAR: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (main picture) says he has been “pleasantly surprised” at world reaction to his latest initiative in the war with Hamas in Gaza. “I have authorised many, many operations by the Israeli Defence Force in the past 15 months since the cold-blooded anti-Semitic attack
We are so hurt!

We are so hurt!

So, very, very hurt! A little while ago, this column claimed credit for the fact that sub-editors at The Sydney Morning Herald and The Sun-Herald had finally – after a MGH campaign that lasted for some years – listened to us and applied some old fashioned journo logic
Some new names for 2025

Some new names for 2025

Today I can report exclusively for The Bug reader on some big changes being made by Australia’s television networks to some favourite shows that will once again grace our small screens in 2025. The changes being made are mainly to the titles of a number of popular programs whose new

Husband Who Can’t Mind The Kids And Clean Kitchen At Same Time Somehow Manages 8 Different Betting Apps And 4 Fantasy Teams

Husband Who Can’t Mind The Kids And Clean Kitchen At Same Time Somehow Manages 8 Different Betting Apps And 4 Fantasy Teams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been on the receiving end of some constructive feedback. Andrew Wilson (31) from our town’s pebblecretiest suburb copped the rapid fire burst of suggestions on how he could do better a short time ago, after his better half returned to a

Needlessly Competitive Colleague Ends Water Vessel Dick Measuring Contest With 44-Gallon Drum Drink Bottle

Needlessly Competitive Colleague Ends Water Vessel Dick Measuring Contest With 44-Gallon Drum Drink Bottle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A quiet Friday morning at the Betoota Heights Business Park was shattered today when a 34-year-old sales manager rolled into the office with a 44-gallon drum repurposed as a drink bottle, decisively ending months of hydration one-upmanship among his colleagues. Greg Megger-Colin, an employee

Supermarkets tweak bun dates

Supermarkets tweak bun dates
Australia’s two major supermarket chains say they will change the date on which hot-cross buns first appear on their shelves each year. Both Coles and Woolworths reported negative consumer feedback after the traditional Easter treats were made available from Boxing Day last year. “We’re not sure why some customers complained

Back on track to what?

Back on track to what?
Gough’s Going Great! Any of you BUGgers out there old enough to remember that federal-election campaign slogan? In what probably seemed like a good idea at the time, Labor federally in the double dissolution election of 1974 used that for the poll that kept the Whitlam government in power –

Netanyahu expresses surprise

Netanyahu expresses surprise
GAZA WAR: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (main picture) says he has been “pleasantly surprised” at world reaction to his latest initiative in the war with Hamas in Gaza. “I have authorised many, many operations by the Israeli Defence Force in the past 15 months since the cold-blooded anti-Semitic attack

We are so hurt!

We are so hurt!
So, very, very hurt! A little while ago, this column claimed credit for the fact that sub-editors at The Sydney Morning Herald and The Sun-Herald had finally – after a MGH campaign that lasted for some years – listened to us and applied some old fashioned journo logic

Some new names for 2025

Some new names for 2025
Today I can report exclusively for The Bug reader on some big changes being made by Australia’s television networks to some favourite shows that will once again grace our small screens in 2025. The changes being made are mainly to the titles of a number of popular programs whose new