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Local Boomer Finally Accepts Something Is Deeply Wrong With Housing in This Country: Immigrants

Local Boomer Finally Accepts Something Is Deeply Wrong With Housing in This Country: Immigrants

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A semi-retired white goods retailer who lives in a 6 bedroom house with nobody but his stay-at-home second wife and the occasional daughter who is visiting from London, has today finally conceded that maybe the nation’s housing market is geared against young Australians. “I don’t know how anyone
Expert defies gravity claim

Expert defies gravity claim

A Melbourne academic has complained to ABC News about its weekend sports reports that described Melbourne Storm player Xavier Coates’s try against the New Zealand Warriors as “gravity-defying”. An ABC News Online report said: “Xavier Coates’s incredible, gravity-defying try helped the Storm get out of jail against the Warriors in
Time CSIRO woke up to itself!

Time CSIRO woke up to itself!

Our Excrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t go past the effort put in by Pup Fiction (above and below) to take the mickey out of Peter Dutton as he exchanged blows with CSIRO on who had a better handle on nuclear theory! Ah, the theory of general negativity from the Coalition Scheme for

Local Boomer Finally Accepts Something Is Deeply Wrong With Housing in This Country: Immigrants

Local Boomer Finally Accepts Something Is Deeply Wrong With Housing in This Country: Immigrants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A semi-retired white goods retailer who lives in a 6 bedroom house with nobody but his stay-at-home second wife and the occasional daughter who is visiting from London, has today finally conceded that maybe the nation’s housing market is geared against young Australians. “I don’t know how anyone

Expert defies gravity claim

Expert defies gravity claim
A Melbourne academic has complained to ABC News about its weekend sports reports that described Melbourne Storm player Xavier Coates’s try against the New Zealand Warriors as “gravity-defying”. An ABC News Online report said: “Xavier Coates’s incredible, gravity-defying try helped the Storm get out of jail against the Warriors in

Time CSIRO woke up to itself!

Time CSIRO woke up to itself!
Our Excrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t go past the effort put in by Pup Fiction (above and below) to take the mickey out of Peter Dutton as he exchanged blows with CSIRO on who had a better handle on nuclear theory! Ah, the theory of general negativity from the Coalition Scheme for