Category: Satire

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney school zones are feeling like a staff Christmas party this week, as long-suffering parents bid farewell to their long-suffering kids after four long months of home learning. Kindergarten, year 1 and year 12 students are back in the classroom full-time as of yesterday, after being in

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An agency professional from our town’s bohemian French Quarter says he’s found the perfect car to complete his aesthetic. The vehicle that Kevin Bentpole showed our reporter was a high-kilometre Volvo stationwagon from the early 90s that looked to be completely rooted inside

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun slowly sinks down on another day in Canberra it appears as though the government is no closer to a unified position on Net Zero 2050. Not receiving the same tap on the shoulder from the News Corp as the Liberals, the Nationals are

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tensions continue to rise in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing was told to wait patiently until his coalition allies in the National Party are ready to admit to the climate science that they’ve actively been writing off as hippy rubbish for the last twenty years.

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THOSE DRUNKEN TOOTHLESS HICKS!! Barnaby Joyce says his party won’t be “forced into a corner” on the government’s proposed pathway to net zero carbon emissions by 2050. This comes after a week of Morrison trying to gently convince the Nationals to support his overnight decision to start

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Back where this latest outbreak of the Pangolin’s Wrath began, a cafe owner is lamenting the fact that he can’t open now that the restrictions in Sydney have been all but lifted because he doesn’t have a steady stream of exploitable backpackers to