MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be the only realistic path to achieving his New Year’s resolution to read more, citing his overwhelming phone addiction and hectic schedule as his main obstacles as a free man. Hugo Christopher (25) has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for wearing one of his crusty old Tshirts to a nightclub. The grub in question, Nathan Bennett, is said to have been invited to a cheeky Thursday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBRO IMAGINE THESE AS RAVE RISUALS: A stoner uncle has today bonded with his baby nephew over their shared delight of watching dancing fruit videos, as evident by peels of laughter heard from the living room. Anthony Hynes, 29, a freelance graphic designer from Betoota Heights, is said to
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAmidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z are forced to make tough choices, with many opting to skip lunch altogether due to the strain on their wallets caused by the cost of living crisis. The recent spike in vape prices
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTJUST LIKE OLD TIMES: A mum’s social brunch took a nostalgic turn last Saturday when a group of mums found themselves huddled around a glass-top outdoor dining table with a pack of cigarettes in tow. The decision to carry on came after downing a couple too many savvy b’s
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology has issued a national “Ick alert” this week as gyms across the country witness the concerning return of meggings. Beloved by powerlifters, spin class trainers and blokes that used to wear power energy bracelets in high school, meggings are a full-length spandex
A snap Newspoll shows Australians have expressed empathy following former prime minister Scott Morrison’s revelation that he suffered “debilitating and agonising anxiety” during his time in the nation’s top office. (main image) The poll taken overnight and this morning across the nation showed well over 80 per cent of respondents
If it looks like a beatup, quacks like a beatup and waddles like a beatup, here’s The Bug‘s best guess: “It’s a fucking beatup!” Or, alternatively, as the compilers of this column put it ever so simply: Never let the facts spoil a good story! They are referring to Nine
MEDIA NEWS: US media mogul Rupert Murdoch has abandoned plans to fly to Australia from New York on his News Crap International private jet. A News Crap Australia spokesperson said Mr Murdoch had been planning a flying visit on his private jet LNP Won (main picture) to oversee the sacking
Australia’s cats have been warned to treat the strange bag that is sitting in the middle of the lounge room with caution and suspicion. “Its intentions and purpose are unknown at this present time and it wasn’t there this morning when I passed through the lounge room on my way
POLICE ROUNDS: The owner of a new small business in the inner-Brisbane suburb of Fortitude Valley claims police harassment and an inexplicable backlash from clients are threatening its viability just weeks after opening. Brita Filter (main picture) said she had recently moved from Helsinki to Brisbane specifically to open her
BRISBANE: Jet-lagged Premier and King of Queensland Steven Miles the First is refusing to abdicate despite stinging criticism by two of this nation’s most respected politics opinionists. Miles has copped both barrels from Sky LNPNews hosts James Macpherson and Sharri Markson (above) over news that he used separate private jet
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be the only realistic path to achieving his New Year’s resolution to read more, citing his overwhelming phone addiction and hectic schedule as his main obstacles as a free man. Hugo Christopher (25) has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for wearing one of his crusty old Tshirts to a nightclub. The grub in question, Nathan Bennett, is said to have been invited to a cheeky Thursday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBRO IMAGINE THESE AS RAVE RISUALS: A stoner uncle has today bonded with his baby nephew over their shared delight of watching dancing fruit videos, as evident by peels of laughter heard from the living room. Anthony Hynes, 29, a freelance graphic designer from Betoota Heights, is said to
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAmidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z are forced to make tough choices, with many opting to skip lunch altogether due to the strain on their wallets caused by the cost of living crisis. The recent spike in vape prices
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTJUST LIKE OLD TIMES: A mum’s social brunch took a nostalgic turn last Saturday when a group of mums found themselves huddled around a glass-top outdoor dining table with a pack of cigarettes in tow. The decision to carry on came after downing a couple too many savvy b’s
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology has issued a national “Ick alert” this week as gyms across the country witness the concerning return of meggings. Beloved by powerlifters, spin class trainers and blokes that used to wear power energy bracelets in high school, meggings are a full-length spandex
A snap Newspoll shows Australians have expressed empathy following former prime minister Scott Morrison’s revelation that he suffered “debilitating and agonising anxiety” during his time in the nation’s top office. (main image) The poll taken overnight and this morning across the nation showed well over 80 per cent of respondents
If it looks like a beatup, quacks like a beatup and waddles like a beatup, here’s The Bug‘s best guess: “It’s a fucking beatup!” Or, alternatively, as the compilers of this column put it ever so simply: Never let the facts spoil a good story! They are referring to Nine
MEDIA NEWS: US media mogul Rupert Murdoch has abandoned plans to fly to Australia from New York on his News Crap International private jet. A News Crap Australia spokesperson said Mr Murdoch had been planning a flying visit on his private jet LNP Won (main picture) to oversee the sacking
Australia’s cats have been warned to treat the strange bag that is sitting in the middle of the lounge room with caution and suspicion. “Its intentions and purpose are unknown at this present time and it wasn’t there this morning when I passed through the lounge room on my way
POLICE ROUNDS: The owner of a new small business in the inner-Brisbane suburb of Fortitude Valley claims police harassment and an inexplicable backlash from clients are threatening its viability just weeks after opening. Brita Filter (main picture) said she had recently moved from Helsinki to Brisbane specifically to open her
BRISBANE: Jet-lagged Premier and King of Queensland Steven Miles the First is refusing to abdicate despite stinging criticism by two of this nation’s most respected politics opinionists. Miles has copped both barrels from Sky LNPNews hosts James Macpherson and Sharri Markson (above) over news that he used separate private jet
