EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local bloke has generously offered to host kick-ons at his, though it’s highly unlikely anyone will take him up on his offer. Anthony Porter [22] was reportedly out with his mates at prominent valley nightclub when the lights had flicked on to signal it was time
read now EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT According to seasoned food critic (no pun intended) Alan Russell-Smith, there’s a relatively easy way restaurant-goers can quickly determine how good a Chinese restaurant – and it has nothing to do with reviews. Alan reportedly connected the dots after years of frequenting the foodie scene, when he
read now EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT It’s that time of year again. Time for local woman Jasmine Ferguson to remember that the game Sims exists. She’s not a gamer per see, but she has played San Andreas a couple of times. Even though it only included ignoring the missions completely and just running
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Take a close look at the picture above from the Friday edition of the Townsville Bulletin. What’s missing. Yes, a big novelty cheque. It shows a local state LNP candidate announcing a big research grant for local James Cook University. Where did the money come from? The story doesn’t tell
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Has one of Sydney’s longest lasting and much loved couples finally split up? It appears so, and I’m told Sydney’s glitterati – especially its adorable mainstream-media subset – are both shocked and dismayed by the news. I’m referring, of course, to Peter FitzSimons and his red bandana. While I’ve
read now ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In their latest fuck you to the airline industry, former regional airline Regional Express has added instant hot water taps to all their airport lounges. This new luxury is just the latest measure REX is taking to make sure Virgin dies with the
read now CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk continues to put off her decision on the NSW border re-opening, as she begins to take barbs from down south in the final days of the state election. Today, things only got worse as Hot Mess Gladys revealed that she is totally off
read now WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A soft handed Blue Mountains boy named Luke Airth has today outed himself in front of a proper Western Sydney person. Enjoying a Friday arvo beer and lunch with some colleagues, the young architect started to carry on about how excited he was for the game this
read nowAustralia Post CEO Christine Holgate has told a Senate hearing the Cartier watches she bought for senior executives as a bonus were actually posted in May and should arrive soon. Under examination from the Senates Estimate Committee, Ms Holgate said she was initially told the watches had been
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MEDIA: A furious News Corp Australia believes a story that rightly deserved to appear in its Brisbane daily newspaper The Courier-Mail may have been stolen. A Courier reader told The Bug that News Corp had told him the company believed it had been the victim of a heist after he
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FEDERAL POLITICS: A heartbroken Scott Morrison has sunk to his knees and sobbed openly over the waste of taxpayers’ money in buying four Australia Post senior executives Rolex watches each valued at $3000. The PM’s wife Jenny let slip the distressing scene in an early-morning chat with Today‘s Karl Stefanovic.
read nowPrime Minister Scott Morrison was said to be ‘shocked and appalled’ at revelations Australia Post CEO Christine Holgate had gifted luxury watches to senior executives, when she could have just as easily given a million dollars to a struggling rowing club on Sydney’s north shore. ‘If she was good
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Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts chosen by those higher ups at Australia Post,” said the
read nowDiscreetly slipping an envelope across the question time despatch box, Scott Morrison today told Opposition leader Anthony Albanese that he’d make it ‘worth his while’ if he stopped asking questions about why a federal anti corruption commission hadn’t been set up yet. “You see that there,” Mr Morrison muttered,
read nowInspired by the antics of Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani, global porn website Pornhub has announced that it will launch a new category featuring racy videos of people ‘just tucking in their shirt’. “We all love to ‘tuck our shirts in’ once in a while, if you know what I
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Social mediocre was awash with huff and puffery earlier this week over the decision by producers of the ABC’s 7.30 program on Monday to invite a couple of Murdoch talking heads on to chat about the Dazza and Glad show. The Glass House has now watched the segment
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Rupert Murdoch has tearfully agreed to support former prime minister Kevin Rudd’s proposal for a Royal Commission to investigate the alleged polarising and politically biased news coverage by News Corp outlets across Australia. At a news conference in New York, Mr Murdoch (main picture) said he had reached the conclusion
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Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the new Borat movie which opens later this week.
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The Federal Government has announced plans for a new $80 million track and trace app to discover the whereabouts of the COVIDSafe App, which hasn’t been seen since April. The new app – officially named WhatTheFuckHappenedToCOVIDSafe – will use sophisticated tracing technology to pinpoint any member of the federal government
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Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and having his photo taken knocking up a chook
read nowWith concerns about the health and age of both Presidential candidates, constitutional experts have reassured voters that the nation’s largest corporations will continue to run the country, even in the event of an unexpected health scare. Governance and constitutional expert Daniel Thurgood said there were unique safeguards built into
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Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website. “Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier. ”I mean, I don’t know what she saw in that
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Saying they were concerned about the high number of Kiwis entering Sydney but then immediately departing for Melbourne, Tourism NSW announced today that it will build a Melbourne-style lockdown amusement park, in an attempt to keep valuable tourism dollars in the state. NSW Tourism Minister Stuart Ayres acknowledged that while
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Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for changes to the remuneration package attached to the role of Prime Minister. With the current PM wishing to be able to take flex time like all other public servants. ”I will not lie and say that the role of PM
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