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Caruso’s new role trumps CSI turn

Caruso’s new role trumps CSI turn

Today I can break the exclusive news of a new series about to wrap production and start screening in the USA on high rotation starring TV heartthrob from the 2000s, David Caruso. CFI: Miami will see the return of Caruso to the small screen, but producers of the new show
Court system outdated: Nine News

Court system outdated: Nine News

Nine News Queensland has officially declared our system of justice, based on the assumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law, is outdated and no longer of any use in our modern society. They did this in their 6pm bulletin on Thursday night where they ruled there
UN health teams aid Murdoch staff

UN health teams aid Murdoch staff

THE UNITED NATIONS: NEW YORK: The United Nations has announced emergency plans to withdraw a range of its frontline health services from world hotspots so they can be redirected to urgently assess and treat Righters at Murdoch family media outlets around the world. UN Secretary-General, Antonio Guterres, (below) made the
Put down the glasses?

Put down the glasses?

Has The Bug‘s uncoveted Media Glass House Arse-Licker of the Month already been identified for September blue-riband honours? While our judges clearly don’t want to deter others from entering – especially with more than half the month still to go – they collectively suspect The Australian‘s online, real-time, coverage of

Caruso’s new role trumps CSI turn

Caruso’s new role trumps CSI turn
Today I can break the exclusive news of a new series about to wrap production and start screening in the USA on high rotation starring TV heartthrob from the 2000s, David Caruso. CFI: Miami will see the return of Caruso to the small screen, but producers of the new show

Court system outdated: Nine News

Court system outdated: Nine News
Nine News Queensland has officially declared our system of justice, based on the assumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law, is outdated and no longer of any use in our modern society. They did this in their 6pm bulletin on Thursday night where they ruled there

UN health teams aid Murdoch staff

UN health teams aid Murdoch staff
THE UNITED NATIONS: NEW YORK: The United Nations has announced emergency plans to withdraw a range of its frontline health services from world hotspots so they can be redirected to urgently assess and treat Righters at Murdoch family media outlets around the world. UN Secretary-General, Antonio Guterres, (below) made the

Put down the glasses?

Put down the glasses?
Has The Bug‘s uncoveted Media Glass House Arse-Licker of the Month already been identified for September blue-riband honours? While our judges clearly don’t want to deter others from entering – especially with more than half the month still to go – they collectively suspect The Australian‘s online, real-time, coverage of