EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself trying, and failing, to explains the nuances of text messages to her boyfriend Ben, who’s evidently no where nearly as sensitive as she is at picking up potential shifts in tone. Marley Henderson, a self confessed anxiety girlie, has tried to train
read now MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After yet another abysmal season, the Wests Tigers board have decided to take the team in a new direction so crazy that it might just work. With only 4 wins this season and no sign of improvement, the Tigers have decided to field 13 Balmain mums that
read now MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local French Quarter girl, Kelly Bourne (28), has today mistakenly used her apartment swipe to tap onto the bus in a moment she’d rather just forget. The situation unfolded at a Betoota Grove bus stop moments after Kelly had left a friend’s place she had crashed at
read now KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the Bureau of Meteorology, experts are warning of a severe chance of fcking good times in Deniliquin this weekend as the Riverina town puts on the annual Ute Muster. An event that’s become somewhat of a religious pilgrimage for ute enthusiasts,
read now KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a sign that finals footy fever has completely swept the nation, Australian beauty powerhouse Mecca Cosmetics has launched an exciting new range of products and tutorials just in time for the NRL Grand Final. With social media feeds flooded with images of the NRL’s
read now CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2023 NRL Grand Final is just hours away, and the Brisbane Broncos are preparing to take on the Penrith Panthers in the battle of the rugby league heartlands. While the Panthers players stick to their highly-disciplined routine of light warm ups and music, the Brisbane
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Many mainstream media organisations around the world often work hard at presenting news stories with a scientific bent in a manner that makes them understandable to their respective audiences. Our Media Glass House researchers recall that in the good old days most major popular newspapers employed a science
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Chronic weight loss caused by countless bouts of projectile vomiting has forced the judges of The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for September to close off nominations days ahead of the normal end-of-month deadline. “We just couldn’t take anymore,” one of those judges explained as he drove the porcelain
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People in Melbourne have gathered in bars, cafes and restaurants across the city to be oppressed for one final time before they are freed from a ruthless regime that has ruled over them for almost a decade. Walking through the city while being forced to enjoy a range of shopping
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Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has rushed out a press release that takes credit for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews retirement. ”What a great day, not only for Victoria, but also for our viewers, all 6 of them,” said Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”We have
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Up to 40,000 journalists are without work after newspaper The Herald Sun announced it would be closing its Dan Andrews division, due to changing market conditions. The division produced up to eleven thousand stories a day about the Victorian Premier. Herald Sun staff held out hopes that the sub departments
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Victoria will say thank you to its longest-serving Labor Premier with a quick six-day lockdown which will end up lasting the best part of four months. Victorian authorities said the celebration of Andrews’ career will last as long as it takes. “We don’t want to rush this. Stay tuned for
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A man who spent the better part of three years researching the connection between pizza parlours, child trafficking, Hunter Biden and infectious diseases, says a four-word sign is all he needs to decide about an Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The man, who once watched a 13-hour video about Bill Gates’s
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Disgraced public servant Michael Pezzullo has stood down from his role as Home Affairs Secretary and will work as a partner at accounting firm PwC while an investigation into his conduct takes place. PwC said Pezzullo, who is accused of misusing his role to influence Government decision-making, will fit right
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THE MEDIA: Senior editorial staff of News Crap Australia’s national broadshit The Australian have told company management that extra newsroom costs in coming months will likely blow out the paper’s already significant annual operating loss in the current financial year. A source within the newspaper said the additional costs
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… but one the No camp agrees with totally! THE VOICE REFERENDUM: Nasty Nazi types – neo or not so neo – who rocked up to a No campaign rally in Melbourne the other day have copped plenty of flak for the disgraceful sign they happily displayed
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Low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn over the weekend that politics is in fact a popularity contest. ”Peter thought the object of the game was to appeal to Sky News after dark, he was shocked to learn that they weren’t in
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You BUGgers out there might be wondering why our Xcreta-of-the-Week judges have selected two posts that could arguably give oxygen to braindead neo-nazis to share top honours this Monday. Both Peter Murphy and Solo Monk (at top and below) posted the same image showing those neo-nazi morons brandishing
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STAND-UP COMEDY: While he has spent most of his life writing comedy, Greg Sheridan has proved to be quite the consummate stand-up performer if a gig a few nights ago at Sydney’s Holt Street Bunker is anything to go by. His show is called I Right for a Living
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Prolific letter writer and former school boy Rugby Union coach, Alan Jones, has called upon the ARU to appoint him to a role that allows him to groom the future generation of Wallabies. ”That we’re not hoisting up the World Cup trophy is a disgrace and a
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Saying he wanted to bring a more progressive perspective to the network, Lachlan Murdoch has appointed Tony Abbott to the Fox News board, with the former PM’s views on same-sex marriage, abortion and race relations likely to ruffle a few feathers amongst Fox viewers. “A lot of our viewers think
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Taking a break from his 6,500 square foot Central Park penthouse to spend some down time on his $150 million yacht, a newly-retired billionaire has emailed his staff reminding them to keep holding elites to account. “Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class”
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The scope of Australia’s inquiry into the COVID-19 pandemic has been broadened and will now seek to understand what the actual fuck Scott Morrison was doing putting his fingers in a stranger’s hair in early 2022. The review has been extended from 12 months to two years in order to
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After two decades of having to endure the woke agenda set by his father, incoming Fox Chairman Lachlan Murdoch says he now finally has a chance to include some conservative talking points on the news network. “When we’re sitting in the newsroom and someone says they want to run a
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