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Report: Turns Out Tennis Players Are Sooks

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Australian Open gets set to wow middle-class people for the 56th consecutive year, the nation is shocked by what they have learnt about these elite athletes in the lead up to this tournament. Men’s world number one Novak Djokovic is one of several Australian Open

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A new slogan to beguile us by

Did anyone else reach for the chuck bucket when Morrison trotted out a new slogan while on the hustings in outback Queensland a few days back? Dressed in professional-camera-ready country-style blue shirt, fawn jeans and R.M. Williams riding boots (at top) that warranted a snappy salute from

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Barron’s absence explained

WASHINGTON DC: The absence of Donald and Melania Trump’s teenage son Barron from events surround their departure from Washington has finally been explained. A statement by new President Joe Biden said 14-year-old Barron had not flown to Florida with his parents but had stayed behind in the

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Republicans Discover Dangerous New ‘Covid-19’ Virus Sweeping America

Republican Party leaders say they have become aware of a deadly new virus called ‘COVID-19’ which has been devastating America since Wednesday. Outraged GOP lawmakers said the virus was getting out of control, and blamed the Biden administration for doing nothing to stop the new pandemic, which sprang up suddenly

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Fox News Calls Election For Donald Trump

Saying it was impossible to see a way for Joe Biden to win from here, Fox News has called the US Presidential Election for Donald Trump. As Joe Biden took to the stage to take the oath of office, a panel of Fox experts said the paths to the White

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Key Biden speech pars deleted!

US INAUGURATION: Joe Biden’s inauguration address overnight Australian time has been lauded as one of the best for 50 years – but he has an eagle-eyed speech writer to thank for that. The Bug can reveal exclusively that the original speech notes prepared by the 46th US president

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Fleeing family seeks asylum

Mexican Government immigration officials are questioning an American family whose members are seeking asylum after claiming they were forced to flee their home nation because of political persecution. Members of the Von Trump family (main picture) were detained after crossing a section of the US-Mexican border not yet

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Is this ground-breaking news?

The Media Glass House appreciates how difficult it must be to fill a 60-minute news service at 6pm each and every night. Take Channel 9’s Sydney news for example. Sure, you can rely on some footage from a member of the public of a vehicle on fire

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Tradition lives on

Despite expectations to the contrary, outgoing US President Donald Trump has adhered to at least one of the traditions surrounding the inauguration of his successor. Following his continuing but unfounded complaints about Joe Biden having “stolen” the November 2020 election, his refusal to meet the President-Elect, and his

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Trump To Begin New Role At Sky News Australia

Donald Trump will take up a weekly spot on Australia’s Sky News After Dark, as soon as his presidential term is over, ending weeks of speculation about what the President will do in retirement. Trump will join fellow Sky commentators Alan Jones, Cory Bernardi, Rowen Dean and Andrew

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