EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Darlinghurst woman who borders on the more introverted side has decided to pop on her most ‘lesbian fit’ possible today, to avoid getting pestered on the way to the Sydney mayor election voting booth. Her goal? To make it abundantly clear that she was a Green Party voter
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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA uni student in the final year of his degree has admitted that he’s a little disappointed he hasn’t once sat on a well-kept lawn surrounded by a happy and culturally diverse friend group, as promised by every uni ad ever. Lachie Birche (23), a lifelong resident of the
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world of white water fish tails looks set to change drastically this year, with a new range of Jet Skis to hit the market. This comes as Australia finally starts to realize that electric vehicles are a pretty feasible option moving forward – a few years after
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following the dramatic anti-war protests sweeping Melbourne this week, the Victorian Nurses Union is already feeling the pressure ahead of their own scheduled demonstration next Tuesday. As thousands of protesters continue to march through the city with banners, placards, and clever chants, the state’s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Local Council elections are on this weekend, and voters right across the state are now weighing up their options. In the bush, the big issues are mostly related to economic issues, as half the nation’s country towns are seeing the majority of their youth leaving for
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local alpha male who has taken on the duty of cooking all of the meat at a barbecue in the park, has nonchalantly poured beer on the hot plate several times now, as though it’s some sort of traditionally family recipe. Friends say that there was absolutely
Today I can break the exclusive news of a new series about to wrap production and start screening in the USA on high rotation starring TV heartthrob from the 2000s, David Caruso. CFI: Miami will see the return of Caruso to the small screen, but producers of the new show
Nine News Queensland has officially declared our system of justice, based on the assumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law, is outdated and no longer of any use in our modern society. They did this in their 6pm bulletin on Thursday night where they ruled there
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he is puzzled by Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, being upset by people eating pussy. ”I understand that for men of a certain generation there is a bit of reluctance to go the growl so to
THE UNITED NATIONS: NEW YORK: The United Nations has announced emergency plans to withdraw a range of its frontline health services from world hotspots so they can be redirected to urgently assess and treat Righters at Murdoch family media outlets around the world. UN Secretary-General, Antonio Guterres, (below) made the
Has The Bug‘s uncoveted Media Glass House Arse-Licker of the Month already been identified for September blue-riband honours? While our judges clearly don’t want to deter others from entering – especially with more than half the month still to go – they collectively suspect The Australian‘s online, real-time, coverage of
Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in America, like Sir Trump says, then you can be sure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Darlinghurst woman who borders on the more introverted side has decided to pop on her most ‘lesbian fit’ possible today, to avoid getting pestered on the way to the Sydney mayor election voting booth. Her goal? To make it abundantly clear that she was a Green Party voter
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA uni student in the final year of his degree has admitted that he’s a little disappointed he hasn’t once sat on a well-kept lawn surrounded by a happy and culturally diverse friend group, as promised by every uni ad ever. Lachie Birche (23), a lifelong resident of the
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world of white water fish tails looks set to change drastically this year, with a new range of Jet Skis to hit the market. This comes as Australia finally starts to realize that electric vehicles are a pretty feasible option moving forward – a few years after
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following the dramatic anti-war protests sweeping Melbourne this week, the Victorian Nurses Union is already feeling the pressure ahead of their own scheduled demonstration next Tuesday. As thousands of protesters continue to march through the city with banners, placards, and clever chants, the state’s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Local Council elections are on this weekend, and voters right across the state are now weighing up their options. In the bush, the big issues are mostly related to economic issues, as half the nation’s country towns are seeing the majority of their youth leaving for
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local alpha male who has taken on the duty of cooking all of the meat at a barbecue in the park, has nonchalantly poured beer on the hot plate several times now, as though it’s some sort of traditionally family recipe. Friends say that there was absolutely
Today I can break the exclusive news of a new series about to wrap production and start screening in the USA on high rotation starring TV heartthrob from the 2000s, David Caruso. CFI: Miami will see the return of Caruso to the small screen, but producers of the new show
Nine News Queensland has officially declared our system of justice, based on the assumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law, is outdated and no longer of any use in our modern society. They did this in their 6pm bulletin on Thursday night where they ruled there
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he is puzzled by Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, being upset by people eating pussy. ”I understand that for men of a certain generation there is a bit of reluctance to go the growl so to
THE UNITED NATIONS: NEW YORK: The United Nations has announced emergency plans to withdraw a range of its frontline health services from world hotspots so they can be redirected to urgently assess and treat Righters at Murdoch family media outlets around the world. UN Secretary-General, Antonio Guterres, (below) made the
Has The Bug‘s uncoveted Media Glass House Arse-Licker of the Month already been identified for September blue-riband honours? While our judges clearly don’t want to deter others from entering – especially with more than half the month still to go – they collectively suspect The Australian‘s online, real-time, coverage of
Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in America, like Sir Trump says, then you can be sure