Category: Satire

Latest Satire Posts from Independent Media

Brutally Hungover Woman Taps On To Bus With Apartment Elevator Swipe 

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local French Quarter girl, Kelly Bourne (28), has today mistakenly used her apartment swipe to tap onto the bus in a moment she’d rather just forget.  The situation unfolded at a Betoota Grove bus stop moments after Kelly had left a friend’s place she had crashed at

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Let’s thanks our lucky stars

Many mainstream media organisations around the world often work hard at presenting news stories with a scientific bent in a manner that makes them understandable to their respective audiences. Our Media Glass House researchers recall that in the good old days most major popular newspapers employed a science

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Arse-licker nominations halted!

Chronic weight loss caused by countless bouts of projectile vomiting has forced the judges of The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for September to close off nominations days ahead of the normal end-of-month deadline. “We just couldn’t take anymore,” one of those judges explained as he drove the porcelain

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Victorians Endure Final Day Living in Brutal Dictatorship

People in Melbourne have gathered in bars, cafes and restaurants across the city to be oppressed for one final time before they are freed from a ruthless regime that has ruled over them for almost a decade. Walking through the city while being forced to enjoy a range of shopping

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Mass Lay-Offs as Herald Sun Disbands Its Dan Andrews Department 

Up to 40,000 journalists are without work after newspaper The Herald Sun announced it would be closing its Dan Andrews division, due to changing market conditions. The division produced up to eleven thousand stories a day about the Victorian Premier. Herald Sun staff held out hopes that the sub departments

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Michael Pezzullo To Start New Role at PwC Next Week

Disgraced public servant Michael Pezzullo has stood down from his role as Home Affairs Secretary and will work as a partner at accounting firm PwC while an investigation into his conduct takes place. PwC said Pezzullo, who is accused of misusing his role to influence Government decision-making, will fit right

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Red ink spreads at The Oz

THE MEDIA: Senior editorial staff of News Crap Australia’s national broadshit The Australian have told company management that extra newsroom costs in coming months will likely blow out the paper’s already significant annual operating loss in the current financial year. A source within the newspaper said the additional costs

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It’s very Nazi business indeed…

… but one the No camp agrees with totally! THE VOICE REFERENDUM: Nasty Nazi types – neo or not so neo – who rocked up to a No campaign rally in Melbourne the other day have copped plenty of flak for the disgraceful sign they happily displayed

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Salute the only thing that’s missing!

You BUGgers out there might be wondering why our Xcreta-of-the-Week judges have selected two posts that could arguably give oxygen to braindead neo-nazis to share top honours this Monday. Both Peter Murphy and Solo Monk (at top and below) posted the same image showing those neo-nazi morons brandishing

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Greg Sheridan channels Sandy Stone

STAND-UP COMEDY: While he has spent most of his life writing comedy, Greg Sheridan has proved to be quite the consummate stand-up performer if a gig a few nights ago at Sydney’s Holt Street Bunker is anything to go by. His show is called I Right for a Living

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Abbott Nominated to Fox News Board To Provide Left-Wing Balance

Saying he wanted to bring a more progressive perspective to the network, Lachlan Murdoch has appointed Tony Abbott to the Fox News board, with the former PM’s views on same-sex marriage, abortion and race relations likely to ruffle a few feathers amongst Fox viewers. “A lot of our viewers think

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COVID Inquiry Widened to Examine What the Fuck Was Going On Here

The scope of Australia’s inquiry into the COVID-19 pandemic has been broadened and will now seek to understand what the actual fuck Scott Morrison was doing putting his fingers in a stranger’s hair in early 2022. The review has been extended from 12 months to two years in order to

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