Category: Satire

Latest Satire Posts from Independent Media

Sydney Roosters Distracted By Fake Crowd Noise

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a peculiar turn of events, the Sydney Roosters have been confused by some rowdy fans. While the game wasn’t at their traditional home, their home away from home (because the NSW government had to tear down the SFS and rebuild it for some reason) reportedly put

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The workers united…..will always be….

Before I rant, could all those who believe in the tooth fairy and their distant relatives who live at the bottom of the garden please click out. Thank you. And that also applies to those of you who believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. Off you go

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Queen backs Kerr letters release

Her Majesty the Queen has taken very calmly news of the High Court of Australia’s ruling that will see the release of letters sent to her in the 1970s by then Governor-General of Australia, Sir John Kerr. Indeed, my royal sources tell me that the Queen is in fact very

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Report: America Is Fucked

JAYDEN JAYNE | World News | CONTACT America is fucked, it has been confirmed. These findings were released today after recent report from literally everyone else in the world who are currently sitting back and watching the empire crumble with dropped jaws. The study has found that not only is America is

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Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement

Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,” said an Industry Spokesperson. ”I mean sure he’ll still

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Refreshing honesty from News Corp

MEDIA SHAKEUP: We all expect truth in advertising, right? It not only is our right; it’s required by law too. So full credit to News Corp Australia for their refreshingly honest approach to the news that dozens of their suburban and regional mastheads will cease printed editions at the end

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News goes off the rails at News

On Monday of this week the Gold Coast Bulletin kicked off what it promised in a front-page pointer would be “a new series” exploring the benefits of the Queensland Government’s big Cross-River Rail Project. The multi-billion-dollar infrastructure project now under way involves a new rail tunnel and stations delivering

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Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper

Donald Trump has resigned from his position as President to devote more time to creating material for comedian Sarah Cooper. The comedy duo have enjoyed huge success in recent weeks with their quirky online videos about injecting disinfectant, taking hydroxychloroquine and not understanding the meaning of per-capita. In one

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Studio return unlikely for TV star

MEDIA STOUSH: Respected TV sports presenter and author Paul Kennedy is unlikely to return to the ABC News Breakfast studios after COVID-19 distancing restrictions end. The Bug understands a blazing row between Kennedy and the show’s co-host Lisa Millar has the furious sports presenter determined to continue doing his half-hourly

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Biden minder causes stir

WASHINGTON: US Democratic Party officials have refused to explain the addition of a minor Las Vegas celebrity to former vice-president Joe Biden’s campaign entourage. Reporters covering campaign events attended by Mr Biden since he emerged from COVID-19 lockdown and began wearing a face mask have remarked on the presence

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Australians Urge Queensland To Keep Border Closed Indefinitely

Australians have warmed to Queensland’s strict stance on re-opening its borders, saying the state should seriously consider staying shut on a permanent basis. After initially criticising Queensland’s decision to remain closed until at least September, many people can now see the sense of the policy. “In times like these

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