Category: Satire

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has suddenly found himself very capable of using ‘they/them’, after his girlfriend enquired about his night with the boys. At a loss as to how he could get around explaining that his mates

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After enduring generational damage to the Liberal Party brand at the 2022 Federal Election, the party’s rising talent within the NSW Government have today taken another blow. The NSW government has today bowed to the rail union, after being brutalised by endless industrial action that has been

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or if the instructions for her weekend Airbnb really were that ridiculous. Speaking to The Advocate today, Bronwyn Court [32] states that she’d booked a trip with her partner to the Blue Mountains for

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under a Labor Government. Senator Hollie Hughes has today continued her probation period as the new culture wars vulture, by claiming that communist teachers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news from one of Betoota’s most iconic watering holes, it can be confirmed that Nepali visa workers are carrying the entire nation’s love of high salt and high sugar pub meals on their back. As the hospitality labour shortage continues to cause grief for small

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today. After a number of hits on Independent political staffers yesterday, notable ACT Senator David Pocock has reportedly been confronted by a horrifying scene. Waking up in his carbon-neutral home this