CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has ruined Christmas for millions, a pre-Christmas interest rate rise has been delivered this morning by The Reserve Bank. This is the final icing to the shit cake that was an already financially anxious 2022, as the official interest rates hit a 10-year high.
read now EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTLetting out an exaggerated sigh, local woman Phillipa Wallace once again finds herself forced to explain her deeply intricate textural issues with certain types of food. Not that anyone’s asked or even gives a shit, but as the resident fussy eater, Phillipa is used to being on the
read now WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has witnessed a world first this week, and, incredibly, it was right here in our very own Betoota region. For the first time in human history, a sporting referee has overturned his decision because a player disagreed with it. He even did so
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That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed out his chest in front of some random sunbathers
read now CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The busiest man in Hollywood is currently running at full capacity, it can be confirmed today. Jon Bernthal, who made his name internationally as ‘Shane’ from Walking Dead – before appearing in about 6 or 7 new TV shows and movies for the ten years that followed,
read now ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is mulling a tough decision today to either put a cap on the price of power and make it more difficult for generators to generate record profits or just let them continue to price gouge working families herein. From
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some baggage handlers employed by Qantas on some predatory enterprise agreement or something have been filmed treating luggage belonging to customers like rubbish this week. It confirms the age old saying in computing, garbage in garbage out. The airline has been quick
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VICTORIAN ELECTION AFTERMATH: MELBOURNE: A shattered Herald Sun editor Sam Weir is ruing what may have been after he took the fateful decision late in the state election campaign “not to go personal” on Premier Daniel Andrews. In an exclusive interview with Australia’s No1 family netzine, Weir (pictured below
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UNSOCIAL MEDIA: The uncertain future of global social media forum Twitter under Elon Musk’s ownership has boosted a small rival app developed in Australia. The Gold Coast-based developer of the app, called Hittler, say while it has struggled since its debut three years ago, the potential absence of Twitter
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The Bug‘s tweet of the week judges have never, ever, been impressed by those who seek to kick someone when they are well and truly down and out ….. except, of course, when the subject of derision and cruelty is the well and truly down and out Scott Morrison.
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Former President Donald Trump has doubled down on his statements threatening the very existence of the US Constitution. In a message posted at the weekend on his Truth Sociopath social media platform, Mr Trump repeated false claims about the “stolen” 2020 presidential election, called for the results to
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Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton remains undecided on what position his party will take on the proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The Dark Lord has used the Parliamentary break to reflect on his past – like the time he walked out on the apology, or the
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What is News Crap Australia playing at by splashing big photos of ex-Morrison Government staffer Brittany Higgins and partner David Sharaz on the front pages of some of its Sunday metro turdbloids? On Friday the ACT Director of Prosecutions formally announced the decision not to hold a retrial
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No-one likes to see another person facing mental anguish through no fault of their own so in the aftermath of the rape trial of the century, all our thoughts and prayers for a quick recovery must surely be going out this morning to Bruce Lehrmann. Lehrmann,
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Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have been a lot of things to negotiate from
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The Australien Government has made an ad about the national rental crisis, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.👉 CREDITS🔹 Produced by Patrons of The Juice Media🔹 Written by Giordano and Jayce Carrano for The Juice Media🔹 Acted by Ellen Burbidge🔹 Voice by Lucy🔹 Thanks to Dbot and Chris G for
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Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to be honest,’’ said DJ Albo. ‘’But, wow, what
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