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Newspoll: Aussies express empathy

Newspoll: Aussies express empathy

A snap Newspoll shows Australians have expressed empathy following former prime minister Scott Morrison’s revelation that he suffered “debilitating and agonising anxiety” during his time in the nation’s top office. (main image) The poll taken overnight and this morning across the nation showed well over 80 per cent of respondents
If it quacks like a beatup…..

If it quacks like a beatup…..

If it looks like a beatup, quacks like a beatup and waddles like a beatup, here’s The Bug‘s best guess: “It’s a fucking beatup!” Or, alternatively, as the compilers of this column put it ever so simply: Never let the facts spoil a good story! They are referring to Nine
Murdoch jettisons private plane

Murdoch jettisons private plane

MEDIA NEWS: US media mogul Rupert Murdoch has abandoned plans to fly to Australia from New York on his News Crap International private jet. A News Crap Australia spokesperson said Mr Murdoch had been planning a flying visit on his private jet LNP Won (main picture) to oversee the sacking
Cops and clients threaten business

Cops and clients threaten business

POLICE ROUNDS: The owner of a new small business in the inner-Brisbane suburb of Fortitude Valley claims police harassment and an inexplicable backlash from clients are threatening its viability just weeks after opening. Brita Filter (main picture) said she had recently moved from Helsinki to Brisbane specifically to open her
Stubborn King Steven stays put!

Stubborn King Steven stays put!

BRISBANE: Jet-lagged Premier and King of Queensland Steven Miles the First is refusing to abdicate despite stinging criticism by two of this nation’s most respected politics opinionists. Miles has copped both barrels from Sky LNPNews hosts James Macpherson and Sharri Markson (above) over news that he used separate private jet
We can all have brainfades….

We can all have brainfades….

…. but not fixing them when you can really gives us the shits! . The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can

Newspoll: Aussies express empathy

Newspoll: Aussies express empathy
A snap Newspoll shows Australians have expressed empathy following former prime minister Scott Morrison’s revelation that he suffered “debilitating and agonising anxiety” during his time in the nation’s top office. (main image) The poll taken overnight and this morning across the nation showed well over 80 per cent of respondents

If it quacks like a beatup…..

If it quacks like a beatup…..
If it looks like a beatup, quacks like a beatup and waddles like a beatup, here’s The Bug‘s best guess: “It’s a fucking beatup!” Or, alternatively, as the compilers of this column put it ever so simply: Never let the facts spoil a good story! They are referring to Nine

Murdoch jettisons private plane

Murdoch jettisons private plane
MEDIA NEWS: US media mogul Rupert Murdoch has abandoned plans to fly to Australia from New York on his News Crap International private jet. A News Crap Australia spokesperson said Mr Murdoch had been planning a flying visit on his private jet LNP Won (main picture) to oversee the sacking

Cops and clients threaten business

Cops and clients threaten business
POLICE ROUNDS: The owner of a new small business in the inner-Brisbane suburb of Fortitude Valley claims police harassment and an inexplicable backlash from clients are threatening its viability just weeks after opening. Brita Filter (main picture) said she had recently moved from Helsinki to Brisbane specifically to open her

Stubborn King Steven stays put!

Stubborn King Steven stays put!
BRISBANE: Jet-lagged Premier and King of Queensland Steven Miles the First is refusing to abdicate despite stinging criticism by two of this nation’s most respected politics opinionists. Miles has copped both barrels from Sky LNPNews hosts James Macpherson and Sharri Markson (above) over news that he used separate private jet

We can all have brainfades….

We can all have brainfades….
…. but not fixing them when you can really gives us the shits! . The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can