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Expert defies gravity claim

Expert defies gravity claim

A Melbourne academic has complained to ABC News about its weekend sports reports that described Melbourne Storm player Xavier Coates’s try against the New Zealand Warriors as “gravity-defying”. An ABC News Online report said: “Xavier Coates’s incredible, gravity-defying try helped the Storm get out of jail against the Warriors in
Time CSIRO woke up to itself!

Time CSIRO woke up to itself!

Our Excrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t go past the effort put in by Pup Fiction (above and below) to take the mickey out of Peter Dutton as he exchanged blows with CSIRO on who had a better handle on nuclear theory! Ah, the theory of general negativity from the Coalition Scheme for
Don’t b. overprotective now!

Don’t b. overprotective now!

THE WORD IS BASTARD! The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the
It’s time for a cleat break!

It’s time for a cleat break!

My reader will probably be delighted to know that this is the very last column I’m ever going to write about how the Queensland LNP shamelessly, unethically, immorally, indecently, improperly, stole the Brisbane City Council’s intellectual property and made it their own. I talk of course of the council’s cleat
Bug pisstake said it all …No3!

Bug pisstake said it all …No3!

2024 BRISBANE CITY COUNCIL ELECTIONS: Of the various pisstakes by The Bug over the years over the LNP Queensland’s shameless, underhand, unethical, politically morally corrupt, takeover of the Brisbane City Council’s intellectual property – its cleat design of alternate yellow and blue rectangular blocks down the left-hand-side of official council
Oh, to see Vicki vanquished!

Oh, to see Vicki vanquished!

It’s probably not going to happen but I’d give my right nut to see Vicki Howard turfed out of Brisbane City Council at today’s municipal elections. Bugger it, take both – they’re of no longer any use, anyway – if the good citizens of Central Ward finally call time on

Expert defies gravity claim

Expert defies gravity claim
A Melbourne academic has complained to ABC News about its weekend sports reports that described Melbourne Storm player Xavier Coates’s try against the New Zealand Warriors as “gravity-defying”. An ABC News Online report said: “Xavier Coates’s incredible, gravity-defying try helped the Storm get out of jail against the Warriors in

Time CSIRO woke up to itself!

Time CSIRO woke up to itself!
Our Excrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t go past the effort put in by Pup Fiction (above and below) to take the mickey out of Peter Dutton as he exchanged blows with CSIRO on who had a better handle on nuclear theory! Ah, the theory of general negativity from the Coalition Scheme for

Don’t b. overprotective now!

Don’t b. overprotective now!
THE WORD IS BASTARD! The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the

It’s time for a cleat break!

It’s time for a cleat break!
My reader will probably be delighted to know that this is the very last column I’m ever going to write about how the Queensland LNP shamelessly, unethically, immorally, indecently, improperly, stole the Brisbane City Council’s intellectual property and made it their own. I talk of course of the council’s cleat

Bug pisstake said it all …No3!

Bug pisstake said it all …No3!
2024 BRISBANE CITY COUNCIL ELECTIONS: Of the various pisstakes by The Bug over the years over the LNP Queensland’s shameless, underhand, unethical, politically morally corrupt, takeover of the Brisbane City Council’s intellectual property – its cleat design of alternate yellow and blue rectangular blocks down the left-hand-side of official council

Oh, to see Vicki vanquished!

Oh, to see Vicki vanquished!
It’s probably not going to happen but I’d give my right nut to see Vicki Howard turfed out of Brisbane City Council at today’s municipal elections. Bugger it, take both – they’re of no longer any use, anyway – if the good citizens of Central Ward finally call time on