Category: The (un) Australian

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been telling colleagues how much he’s looking forward to the weekend, after a grueling week which saw the PM have to rock up to work 2 consecutive days in a row. ”Scott has really been burning the midday oil this week,”

Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the Queensland Olympics scheduled for 2032 include the sport of Jumping to Conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field, and has strong backing in parliament from Queensland MP George Christensen.

The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if you’ve never accidentally got your head caught inside

Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey into Space,” said a Spokesperson for the PM.

NSW-based Village People covers band The Macho Men have been devastated this week, after the NSW Government implemented a ban on all construction workers. ”Mate, this is just devastating,” said the group’s Policeman. ”Already we have lost so much work with the ban on live shows and now,

Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was booted out. ”Losing Katie is a bit of