Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he is puzzled by Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, being upset by people eating pussy. ”I understand that for men of a certain generation there is a bit of reluctance to go the growl so to
Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in America, like Sir Trump says, then you can be sure
Next month will see King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon for the red carpet industry. ”It’s such an honour
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that all airlines, but especially Qantas, bring back the mile high club. ”Flying around the country is part of the job, so why am I prevented from getting on the job, so to speak,” said the member
ACT Police have today announced that they will launch an investigation into the mysterious stab wounds that have appeared in the back of the current vice chancellor of Canberra University. The investigation was announced on the same day that former Labor Leader, Bill Shorten, was announced as the successor to
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he is puzzled by Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, being upset by people eating pussy. ”I understand that for men of a certain generation there is a bit of reluctance to go the growl so to
Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in America, like Sir Trump says, then you can be sure
Next month will see King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon for the red carpet industry. ”It’s such an honour
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that all airlines, but especially Qantas, bring back the mile high club. ”Flying around the country is part of the job, so why am I prevented from getting on the job, so to speak,” said the member
ACT Police have today announced that they will launch an investigation into the mysterious stab wounds that have appeared in the back of the current vice chancellor of Canberra University. The investigation was announced on the same day that former Labor Leader, Bill Shorten, was announced as the successor to
