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Children Aged 12-15 Approved To Not Be Able To Access Pfizer Jab In Australia

Jul 23, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/23/children-not-able-to-access-vaccine-australia/<!–...

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Remorseful Scott Morrison Says He Is Willing To Accept Responsibility For Brisbane’s Successful Olympics Bid

Jul 22, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/22/remorseful-scott-morrison-says-he-is-willing-to-accept-respo...

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Brisbane 2032 Olympics To Welcome Athletes From Countries Right Across The Australia/New Zealand Travel Bubble

Jul 22, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/22/brisbane-2032-olympics-to-welcome-athletes-from-countries-ri...

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Jeff Bezos Relishes New Opportunity To Look Down On His Workers

Jul 21, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/21/jeff-bezos-relishes-new-opportunity-to-look-down-on-his-work...

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Christian Porter Ordered To Pay $550,000 To Jo Dyer, In Humiliating Backdown By Jo Dyer

Jul 20, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/20/christian-porter-ordered-to-pay-550000-to-jo-dyer-in-humilia...

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New Deliveries Of Excuses Brought Forward, In Vital Boost To Vaccine Rollout

Jul 20, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/20/new-deliveries-of-excuses-boost-to-rollout/<!– by...

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G7 Reconvene To Congratulate Scott Morrison On Not Shitting His Pants

Jul 20, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/20/g7-to-reconvene-to-congratulate-scott-morrison-on-not-shitti...

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Toddler Ready To Be Interviewed On Commercial Radio After Not Shitting His Pants Today

Jul 19, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/19/toddler-radio-interview-sht-pants/<!– by The...

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Chinese Spy Ship Turns Back After Accidentally Picking Up Sky News Transmission

Jul 19, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/19/chinese-spy-ship-turns-back-after-accidentally-picking-up-sk...

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Gladys Asks Virus To Use Common Sense And Not Transmit To Others

Jul 18, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/18/gladys-asks-virus-to-use-common-sense-and-not-transmit-to-ot...

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Australian Couple Stranded Overseas Told They’re Not Racist Enough To Gain Entry To Country

Jul 18, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/18/australian-couple-stranded-overseas-told-theyre-not-racist-e...

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Morrison Offers Condolences To Aussies In Lockdown: ‘I Know What It’s Like To Do Absolutely Fucking Nothing’

Jul 16, 2021 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/07/16/morrison-absolutely-nothing-lockdown/<!– by The...

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