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A new long-term airport carpark – just 250km from the central terminal – is an easy 15-minute flight away, a spokesperson for the new facility said.
“If you’re planning on being away a while, or you’re just looking for a cheaper parking option, the new long-term carpark is
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US President Donald Trump has defended his former relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffery Epstein, saying he only associates with the wealthiest, most successful sex offenders.
Mr Trump said he didn’t spend time at his resorts with any old alleged rapists. “Epstein is a very successful guy. Terrific guy. This
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The Coalition says it is passionate about defending Australians’ right to express their opinions about absolutely anything at all (except Anzac Day, in which case they will run a lengthy and targeted campaign to force you from the country).
Coalition Senator Eric Abetz said Australia was a diverse
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An award ceremony for most annoying generation – won by Baby Boomers – has been marred in controversy, after the Millennials were not given a single participation trophy.
The Millennials were reportedly furious, saying they tried their best and deserved at least a certificate or ribbon. “It’s been
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Donald Trump has used an Independence Day military parade in Washington to prove to his detractors that he has a huge pair of hands.
In a sign that he is in no way at all worried about what people might think of the size of his hands, Mr Trump
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The Government has no more policies, it has been revealed.
With its only promise from the election campaign already through Parliament, the Government said it had no idea what it was going to talk about for the 1093 days before the next election.
“We were hoping that Labor
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