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Toddler masters big slide, ready for crane license, Morrison says

Jan 20, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/20/toddler-masters-big-slide-ready-for-crane-license-morrison-s...

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Tonga tsunami crisis: Morrison commits one million curry recipes

Jan 20, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/20/tonga-tsunami-morrison-commits-curry-recipes/<!–...

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Djokovic begins French Open preparations, with plans to contract COVID in early May

Jan 18, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/18/djokovic-begins-french-open-preparations-with-plans-to-contr...

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Australians annoyed that English cricketers can get test results within 3 days

Jan 17, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/17/australian-english-cricketers-test-results-3-days/<!̵...

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Australian Government to cancel Nadal’s visa to keep focus off RATs shortage

Jan 17, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/17/australian-government-cancel-nadal-visa/<!– by...

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Government now claiming Djokovic bought $15k of Cartier watches

Jan 16, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/16/government-now-claiming-djokovic-bought-15k-of-cartier-watch...

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Government deports itself for stoking anti-vax sentiment

Jan 15, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/15/government-deports-itself-for-stoking-anti-vax-sentiment/<...

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Last-minute reprieve allows Pastor Djokovic to attend two-week ‘Aust Open Church Youth Camp’

Jan 14, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/14/pastor-djokovic-attend-two-week-aust-open-church-youth-camp/...

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NSW Police demand Hillsong stop playing music: “Nothing to do with COVID – the music is just fucking awful”

Jan 14, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/14/nsw-police-demand-hillsong-stop-playing-music/<!–...

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Morrison confirms order of 10 million RATs, encourages other Australian families to do the same

Jan 13, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/13/morrison-confirms-order-of-10-million-rats/<!– by...

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Government waiting for Rapid Anti-Djokovic Polling before fucking up next move

Jan 12, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/12/government-waiting-for-rapid-anti-djokovic-polling/<!R...

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NSW introduces more efficient ‘Tell us if you don’t have COVID’ reporting app

Jan 11, 2022 | Feeds, Satire, The Shovel

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/01/11/nsw-tell-us-if-you-dont-have-covid-reporting-app/<!–...

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