Category: The Shovel

Republican Party leaders say they have become aware of a deadly new virus called ‘COVID-19’ which has been devastating America since Wednesday. Outraged GOP lawmakers said the virus was getting out of control, and blamed the Biden administration for doing nothing to stop the new pandemic, which sprang up suddenly

A Florida man, believed to be in his 70s, has been telling passers by that he is the leader of the free world. As authorities were called to the scene, witnesses say the man was erratic and anxious, at one point claiming he had been robbed. “He kept saying ‘They

“Cricket and politics don’t mix,” says a politician who ‘filled in’ as an overweight water boy during a limited overs match in order to increase his everyman appeal amongst 35-65 year-old male voters living in suburban Sydney and Brisbane. Responding to Cricket Australia’s decision not to use the term ‘Australia

Saying it was impossible to see a way for Joe Biden to win from here, Fox News has called the US Presidential Election for Donald Trump. As Joe Biden took to the stage to take the oath of office, a panel of Fox experts said the paths to the White

Continuing the tradition started by Ronald Regan, Donald Trump has left a letter for his successor, using the opportunity to remind the incoming president that The Apprentice received some of the highest ratings we’ve seen in a very long time. Trump’s letter, which he left for Biden in the Oval

Chanting ‘USA! USA!’ Americans have excitedly taken to the streets to celebrate after electing a president that commentators have gushingly described as ‘okay’ and ‘much better than the last guy’. Emotional voter Emily Vanson said it was hard to put into words how she was felling. “Biden is just so

Victorians complaining about being stranded in New South Wales due to the hard border closure have only themselves to blame, Daniel Andrew says, pointing out they have had weeks to qualify for the Australian Open. “Victorians have known for a long time now that the quickest way into the state

Free speech crusader and insane conspiracy theorist Craig Kelly says that people on Facebook should be free to say the full range of things he agrees with, vowing to block anyone who disagrees. The Liberal backbencher said he will move swiftly to remove any comments on his Facebook page that

A group of gorillas at San Diego zoo who tested positive for COVID-19 this week first set alarm bells ringing when they amassed more than a thousand roles of toilet paper in their enclosure. Zookeeper Sandra Ainsley said she knew something might be wrong when she saw two gorillas fighting