A 12-week-old foetus has become Australia’s youngest landlord after it bought a 4-bedroom investment property in Melbourne. The proud parents say the foetus was able to buy the property by pooling pocket money, savings from odd jobs and a $850,000 contribution from them. “We want to teach our children that,
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has narrowly retained office, obtaining just over two out of every two votes in the recent national elections. It is a disappointing result for Mr Putin, who won 117% of the vote at the last election. The Russian leader also lost 80% of his opponents during
A woman who has for decades called for smaller government and reduced welfare says she is willing to make an exception for her Northern Territory rare earths mine. In a speech today, Ms Rinehart said the perception of her as heartless when it came to Government welfare was misguided. “While
Scott Morrison’s farewell dinner in The Shire has been announced and then quietly cancelled, in a touching tribute to the former PM’s reputation for never actually going through with anything. Organisers of the event said they wanted to create a send-off for Morrison that captured the essence of his time
The Albanese Government has delivered on its promise of helping ordinary Australians buy everyday essentials, announcing a $840 million relief payment to help a single mum develop a Northern Territory mine. “We recognise things are pretty tough out there right now,” Treasurer Jim Chalmers said in a Press Club speech
An American teenager has labelled as ‘ridiculous’ reports that TikTok could be subtly shaping its users’ perceptions so they have a more favourable view of the glorious, righteous nation of China, land of green waters and golden mountains. “I just use TikTok to watch videos of people cleaning carpets. I
A newly proposed policy that has been labelled unnecessarily cruel will see young criminals and repeat offenders spending a year in the National Party as punishment for their transgressions. Anti-crime advocate Jonathan Ryan said there needed to be a harsher deterrent for young would-be criminals, given current strategies weren’t working.
Kate Middleton does not actually exist and was digitally created in 2001 using early AI technology, Buckingham Palaces has confirmed. In a statement released today, The Palace said Kate was first invented to keep Prince William company and soon became a permanent fixture. “We haven’t had a good track record
Chelsea and Matildas superstar Sam Kerr says she is ‘devastated’ by claims she called an English police officer a stupid white bastard, admitting she should have used the more appropriate Australian term ‘c*nt’. “I’ve let myself down. I’ve let my teammates down. I’ve let Australians down,” Kerr said in a
Matildas captain Sam Kerr has been honoured for her unique contribution to Australian culture after she got shitfaced, chucked up in a cab, disputed the fare and then called an English cop a stupid white bastard. “Nothing exemplifies the Australian spirit better than getting munted and then picking a fight
Peter Dutton was unable to clearly articulate the Opposition’s cost of living policy in the lead up to the Dunkley by-election, because he was talking with a mouth full of caviar, observers say. Attendees of Rinehart’s lavish birthday bash said Dutton lacked clarity when it came to his policies. “Peter
Shutterstock/Shaun Jeffers/Muhammad Aamir Sumsum Surprising analysis released today shows that having most of the Royal Family out of action has had absolutely no impact on its usefulness to society. Researcher Tom Nalor said his team had tracked the Royal Family’s productive output over time and found it remained steady
A 12-week-old foetus has become Australia’s youngest landlord after it bought a 4-bedroom investment property in Melbourne. The proud parents say the foetus was able to buy the property by pooling pocket money, savings from odd jobs and a $850,000 contribution from them. “We want to teach our children that,
Russian President Vladimir Putin has narrowly retained office, obtaining just over two out of every two votes in the recent national elections. It is a disappointing result for Mr Putin, who won 117% of the vote at the last election. The Russian leader also lost 80% of his opponents during
A woman who has for decades called for smaller government and reduced welfare says she is willing to make an exception for her Northern Territory rare earths mine. In a speech today, Ms Rinehart said the perception of her as heartless when it came to Government welfare was misguided. “While
Scott Morrison’s farewell dinner in The Shire has been announced and then quietly cancelled, in a touching tribute to the former PM’s reputation for never actually going through with anything. Organisers of the event said they wanted to create a send-off for Morrison that captured the essence of his time
The Albanese Government has delivered on its promise of helping ordinary Australians buy everyday essentials, announcing a $840 million relief payment to help a single mum develop a Northern Territory mine. “We recognise things are pretty tough out there right now,” Treasurer Jim Chalmers said in a Press Club speech
An American teenager has labelled as ‘ridiculous’ reports that TikTok could be subtly shaping its users’ perceptions so they have a more favourable view of the glorious, righteous nation of China, land of green waters and golden mountains. “I just use TikTok to watch videos of people cleaning carpets. I
A newly proposed policy that has been labelled unnecessarily cruel will see young criminals and repeat offenders spending a year in the National Party as punishment for their transgressions. Anti-crime advocate Jonathan Ryan said there needed to be a harsher deterrent for young would-be criminals, given current strategies weren’t working.
Kate Middleton does not actually exist and was digitally created in 2001 using early AI technology, Buckingham Palaces has confirmed. In a statement released today, The Palace said Kate was first invented to keep Prince William company and soon became a permanent fixture. “We haven’t had a good track record
Chelsea and Matildas superstar Sam Kerr says she is ‘devastated’ by claims she called an English police officer a stupid white bastard, admitting she should have used the more appropriate Australian term ‘c*nt’. “I’ve let myself down. I’ve let my teammates down. I’ve let Australians down,” Kerr said in a
Matildas captain Sam Kerr has been honoured for her unique contribution to Australian culture after she got shitfaced, chucked up in a cab, disputed the fare and then called an English cop a stupid white bastard. “Nothing exemplifies the Australian spirit better than getting munted and then picking a fight
Peter Dutton was unable to clearly articulate the Opposition’s cost of living policy in the lead up to the Dunkley by-election, because he was talking with a mouth full of caviar, observers say. Attendees of Rinehart’s lavish birthday bash said Dutton lacked clarity when it came to his policies. “Peter
Shutterstock/Shaun Jeffers/Muhammad Aamir Sumsum Surprising analysis released today shows that having most of the Royal Family out of action has had absolutely no impact on its usefulness to society. Researcher Tom Nalor said his team had tracked the Royal Family’s productive output over time and found it remained steady