Category: The Shovel

Decluttering queen Marie Kondo had defended her decision to open a new online homewares store, saying she wanted to provide a simple way for people to tidy up their bank balances. Speaking to journalists today, Kondo said the new store was just another way she was helping people live

John Howard has come to the aid of Prince Andrew, with the former PM saying he has plenty of experience in publicly backing convicted sex offenders.  After the Prince’s disastrous BBC interview about his friendship with Jeffry Epstein, Mr Howard – who earlier this year wrote a character reference

Israel Folau’s disastrous year playing for the Greater Western Sydney Giants In 2011 was caused by the government’s legalisation of same sex marriage in 2017, Israel Folau has revealed. “My embarrassing decision to change codes just to get heaps cash was because two gay people are allowed to get

In a BBC interview this week, we were reminded that Prince Andrew’s friendship with Jeffry Epstein continued, even after the American billionaire was convicted of child sex offences. But in all the commotion, we seem to have lost sight of the fact that the Duchess of Sussex once stepped out

A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the government’s decision to legalise same sex marriage in 2017, Israel Folau has confirmed. The former NRL player and current bigot said the increasing frequency and intensity of tissues in

Emergency services have responded to this week’s political shitstorm by setting the government bullshit meter to “catastrophic” – the highest possible rating. The rating system warns the public to be vigilant in the face of an increased risk of bullshit spewing from the mouths of politicians, particularly in New

The Block host Scott Cam is Australia’s new fire chief, the Prime Minister has confirmed.  With fires continuing to burn across the east coast, and with dire predictions for the upcoming summer, Scott Morrison said Australia needed a fire chief who regular, hard working Aussies could relate to.  “When it

NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has backed the words of the federal government, saying a 37 degree day in Spring is hardly the day to be talking about global warming.  Talking to media today, Ms Berejiklian said now was the time to focus on getting an extra air conditioner installed,

Saying his government would do whatever it takes to fight the increasing number of fires in Australia, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has committed an unprecedented two million thoughts and prayers per year to struggling fire departments, on top of existing thoughts and prayers already delivered. The stimulus will see

Labor’s election campaign failed because its leader was unable to engage voters, some random dude reckons. “Quite simply, Bill Shorten wasn’t well known and wasn’t well liked. He just didn’t grab the attention of the electorate,” the guy, who looks vaguely familiar from some angles, said. The man

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded decisively to the increasing frequency and severity of bushfires in Australia, promising not to scrap franking credits for wealthy retirees. As fires raged along Australia’s east coast, Mr Morrison said scrapping franking credits is essentially like introducing a tax on retirement.

The much-anticipated post mortem of the Labor Party’s failed election campaign has found that the campaign was trying to communicate too many things at once. But former leader Bill Shorten has rejected that criticism, outlining a seventeen-point rebuttal to the findings. “The first reason why I reject