LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWhile era-appropriate styles can certainly lead to some cringey photos with attempted gang signs, it is universally agreed that beanies are a cool person hat. The only problem with these dope lids is that you look like an idiot if you wear them in warm weather, proving not everyone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has made an interesting decision to not flush his very pungent urine today, leaving his wife wondering what kind of animal she’s living with. Speaking to his wife, May Keene, 32, The Advocate learns that Jason apparently only does this when he’s severely dehydrated, ensuring the
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTFriends and family of local man Will Thomas (25) are becoming increasingly concerned as they observe his sudden fixation on sipping espressos outside his local cafe while wearing bowling shirts, leading many to suspect that he’s in the midst of yet another binge-watch of HBO’s classic mob drama series,
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA middle aged bloke who spends way too much time on the bowels of the internet has today declared he’s ‘sick to death’ of hearing about all these labels, stating that apparently the young ones are identifying as animals, and even shitting in litter boxes at school. John Vaughn,
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBeing a teenager isn’t always fun, unless you’ve got a fake ID in which case it definitely is. One such fake ID owner is promising Betoota youth Felix Norx (17) who worked hard to secure his own fake ID so that he may enjoy all the privileges of adult life.“It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local economic expert with a strong interest in sports has today offered up some analysis on the recent WNBA draft. A hot topic for the last few years, the remuneration of female athletes has become hit the headlines again this week following the draft night for
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWhile era-appropriate styles can certainly lead to some cringey photos with attempted gang signs, it is universally agreed that beanies are a cool person hat. The only problem with these dope lids is that you look like an idiot if you wear them in warm weather, proving not everyone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has made an interesting decision to not flush his very pungent urine today, leaving his wife wondering what kind of animal she’s living with. Speaking to his wife, May Keene, 32, The Advocate learns that Jason apparently only does this when he’s severely dehydrated, ensuring the
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTFriends and family of local man Will Thomas (25) are becoming increasingly concerned as they observe his sudden fixation on sipping espressos outside his local cafe while wearing bowling shirts, leading many to suspect that he’s in the midst of yet another binge-watch of HBO’s classic mob drama series,
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA middle aged bloke who spends way too much time on the bowels of the internet has today declared he’s ‘sick to death’ of hearing about all these labels, stating that apparently the young ones are identifying as animals, and even shitting in litter boxes at school. John Vaughn,
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBeing a teenager isn’t always fun, unless you’ve got a fake ID in which case it definitely is. One such fake ID owner is promising Betoota youth Felix Norx (17) who worked hard to secure his own fake ID so that he may enjoy all the privileges of adult life.“It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local economic expert with a strong interest in sports has today offered up some analysis on the recent WNBA draft. A hot topic for the last few years, the remuneration of female athletes has become hit the headlines again this week following the draft night for
