Category: The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today unveiled a new layer to his incredibly well-thought-out plan to boost the numbers of forklift drivers in Australian warehouses and factories. With a shortage of workers crippling fresh food and medical supply chains due to the fact that this virus is out

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact From tomorrow, people in New South Wales will be fined $1000 if they do not immediately leave their homes and spend money to stimulate the economy. The move comes as both the state’s leader, Dominic Perrottet and his federal counterpart Scott Morrison, criticise

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia’s blue collar workers that he believes children could manage their roles when they get sick. With a shortage of workers crippling supply chains due to the fact that this virus is

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’s food shortage. After copping major flack for empty supermarket shelves, teacher shortages and nurses working overtime to treat the overflowing ICU beds, Scotty has refused to concede defeat by admitting his

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though local woman Tess Eastes likes to consider herself a green thumb, it appears as though she’s more in love with the idea of plants, rather than the actual plants themselves. Like many women, Tess has always been attracted to the idea of a biophilic household,

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly planning to let minors drive forklifts, in a new plan to tackle labour shortages that he has tabled to the National Cabinet today. The PM will ask the states to consider lowering the legal age required to drive a forklift,