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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local penny pincher appears to be having a laugh this morning, turning up for 18-holes of golf with only two clubs and a request to borrow the rest.Despite sitting on a healthy $110,000 a year pay packet thanks to his job in the finance sector,
read now LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Preparing for a cheeky little evening around the fire pit, local dork Keigan Pringle has confirmed he would be absolutely useless in an apocalypse after cracking open a back of servo kindling. Living on a semi-rural property on the outskirts of Betoota, Pringle considers himself to be
read now JESSE SHILLWORTH | Culture | CONTACTImproving workplace productivity should be the obsessive hobby of everyone with goals and a pulse.Just as our agricultural forebears looked to irrigation and horticultural domestication to refine their farming systems, we should look to daily WIP meetings and a #random channel on Slack to improve our financial harvest.Yes,
read now LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe nicest yet certifiably oddest kid from Betoota Heights High’s graduating year has revealed what she will be doing with her time next year.Although she wasn’t planning to publicly broadcast her plans, Amelia Voss (18) of Betoota Heights admitted she will be doing community work in Vanuatu next
read now LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of musical betrayal took place at one of Betoota’s most average live music venues today. In the courtyard of the Betoota Family & Bikies Hotel (no colours, no kids) local cover band The Nod entertained drinkers with an Aussie rock playlist so expected that even
read now LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProof that no one can stay a sad little hungry caterpillar forever, former emo Rob Pritchard (32) has turned out pretty well for a guy who was once the self-styled MySpace Angel of Death.Having once been really good at making wrist wounds that looked just like the real
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