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“Rioting Is Over The Top” Says Man That Took An AR15 To Town Hall Because He Wanted A Haircut

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Protests have turned into riots throughout middle America overnight, as the citizen response to the Minnesota police murder of George Floyd descends into fires and looting. The pressure cooker of racially-charged police brutality in America appears to have finally boiled over, with thousands of protestors taking

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Report: America Is Fucked

JAYDEN JAYNE | World News | CONTACT America is fucked, it has been confirmed. These findings were released today after recent report from literally everyone else in the world who are currently sitting back and watching the empire crumble with dropped jaws. The study has found that not only is America is

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