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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today been met with a chorus of support from inner-city Melbourne residents whose entire identities are based around worshipping him and his government. As Greater Sydney marches towards the back end of their fifth week in lock down, the man responsible
read now CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SEC: Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has once again spared Scotty From Marketing the humiliation of being exposed as as lazy public servant who spends more time playing with his dick than he spends on the phone to multinational pharmaceutical
read now CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With just less than 3 million Australians that have received both of their shots, it’s become quite clear that Australia’s current jab roll-out is the most needlessly complicated government program since they sent letters to the entire population to ask them what their vibe was regarding marriage
read now WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The island nation of New Zealand has won global praise today, after confirming a genrous donation of spciy cough jabs to a less fortunate nation. Speaking from Wellington this morning, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said she will be providing an extra 1,000,000 jabs to an under
read now WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Queensland has confirmed to The Advocate that days don’t get much better than yesterday. Speaking from Tokyo after being ‘pressured’ to stay for the opening ceremony of the Olympics, Annastacia Palaszczuk explained that she can’t think of a better 24 hours than the
read now MARKUS VENUTI | Italia | CONTACT It seems that local Ingham resident Raphael Panucci might change his ways after the run Scotty’s been having. This comes after almost an entire lifetime of voting for the LNP as a small business owner who hates the bloody banca and taxaman more than his grandkids
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