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PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’s food shortage. After copping major flack for empty supermarket shelves, teacher shortages and nurses working overtime to treat the overflowing ICU beds, Scotty has refused to concede defeat by admitting his

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