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Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at the hooded youths who’ve been climbing up on the roof of her beloved Goodna RSL today, saying they’re disrespecting her heritage and culture by doing so.
The Little Aussie Battler refused to accept the idea that
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A new one of those liveability index studies has been released today, and its findings regarding the City of Sydney make for damning reading.
The nationwide study confirmed the long-held belief amongst many, that the Republic of Sydney is, in fact, the worst city in Australia, with
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According to a recent statement by Parks Australia, the imminent ban on climbing Uluru will not have a dramatic effect on tourist numbers.
The Government body responsible for the care of Uluru said visitor figures had been steadily increasing over the last six years, including prior to
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Ben Simmons is set to become the highest-paid Australian athlete in history, and he’s celebrating in style.
Simmons has agreed to sign a $241 million contract extension over 5 years with the Philadelphia 76ers, which will place him on the most valuable salary of any Australian sports
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Scientists from the ADF (Australian Dating Foundation) have today received confirmation of government grant aimed at studying the new phenomena of single women posing with sunflowers in their dating app profiles.
Lead researcher, Professor Liv Laghe-Love says the much-needed funding comes as a relief to her team
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