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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from across the Eastern Seaboard and a few Saffa heavy districts in Perth and Melbourne, a cohort veteran props are calling for greater equity in the mask market. This comes after it was revealed that every single veteran Rugby Union prop, and a fair
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 2020 is officially taking the piss, according to the long-suffering people of South Coast NSW. “Oh come on, seriously?” says one local resident, Eden Milton (55), mirroring the sentiments of everyone in the exhausted stretch of New South Wales coastline. “for fucks sake” After a year of
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A nice four-tooth whether got lost over the weekend and found himself mustered into a local farmer’s yards this morning. The sheep, who spoke candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, said he walked up a stay in the corner of his home paddock
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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an age of online activism, support and solidarity have become essential pieces of the ally-toolkit and the mature version of giving yourself a pat on the back. Noted ally and visibly straight male Harrison Forte (38) is committed to making all people
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria has recorded its deadliest day of the pandemic with 19 new deaths overnight and 322 new cases of COVID-19. Of the deaths, 14 were linked to aged care outbreaks. While the new deaths surpassed yesterday’s record high, the new case numbers represent a new low for
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel 10 is currently at panic stations this afternoon, after hitting a major hurdle before tonight’s premiere of The Masked Singer. The popular TV show features masked celebrities performing, whilst a panel tries to guess who it is performing. However, amidst the current climate, the producers of
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