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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s very own Member for Manilla has sensationally announced he will be walking away from politics to pursue a career in boxing. The maverick borderline conspiracist made the call last night, revealing that he would not re-contest the next election in a bid to kick-start a
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local chippy has reduced his jobsite to tears this afternoon, after hitting his young apprentice with a classic one liner. “Working half days now are we Hugo,” yelled the 59-year-old soon to be grandfather a short time ago. He dropped the never failed sledge
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While at work, local Betoota Grove-based asset manager Kyra Bardon has no interest in discussing anything other than work. This is mainly because she realised quite early on in her career that the only thing she has in common with her colleagues is their bizarre skill
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Being the only bloke in town who cares about carbon emissions and the plight of refugees can be a lonely existence for an Outback small-business owner like Dale Hinze. As the last man standing from a rural dynasty of Labor voters that dates back to the
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EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A woman was left feeling incredibly uncomfortable today after venturing into a boutique clothing/knick knack store. Hayley Gordon, says she was in the middle of looking at some ceramic frogs when she felt the intense, hot stare of the elderly lady behind the counter. As
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NRL star Paul Gallen has only further clarified to the world that he has what it takes to physically and mentally incapacitate middle-aged men with his closed fists, after knocking out former world champion Lucas ‘Big Daddy’ Browne last night in the first round of
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