Category: The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local young professional dropped the ball earlier this week and came home drunk enough to relieve himself the dirty clothes hamper he shares with his de facto. “What is wrong with you?” asked Cynch Green to Brett Gunt, a leasing agent with

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The famous rock ballad ‘Zombie’ was the first ever song with a female vocalist to reach one billion views on YouTube – and it hasn’t left the top ten charts in Thailand since it was released in 1994. The Cranberries hit is remembered as “a masterpiece

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has continued to chase the sugar hit he gets from saying deliberately inflammatory things, and today trotted out the phrase ‘sport and politics don’t mix.’ Like a shared Facebook account with an Australian flag filter, the Big Fella in Chief has sought to shut

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most decorated sportswomen has made her annual return to the spotlight this week where she’s been roasted relentlessly by everyone. Margaret Court, a former tennis player, is now a Christian minister in our nation’s Prosperous West and had a

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Australian Open gets set to wow middle-class people for the 56th consecutive year, the nation is shocked by what they have learnt about these elite athletes in the lead up to this tournament. Men’s world number one Novak Djokovic is one of several Australian Open

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today doubled down on his argument that the 26th of January is a day worth celebrating, by suggesting that every single person involved in the First Fleet was having a bad time. From the First Australians who were invaded, to the