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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite postal service has today revealed the toll the last few months has taken upon them. With consecutive months of interest rate rises piling up on each other, Australia Post has confirmed that they are buckling under the sheer weight of Mortgage Payment Notifications
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Proof that all views from the top of a family tree are rose tinted, local Nana Imna Grange (78) has described her degenerate incel gaming addict of a grandson as ‘good with computers’. Although she suspects she might still be correct about the internet being a fad,
read now ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact For young Flight Path District couple Jayce (31) and Gwynevere (30), buying their first property was an incredible milestone. A milestone that obliterated 10 years of hard earned savings and any possibility of recouping it for the next 25-30 years, but a milestone nonetheless. Due to
read now MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact After spending her lifetime studying to be a dentist, there was one thing that Sandra Bellingham couldn’t prepare her for. Early Monday morning, Bellingham (22) – whose recent dating history includes three situationships, all of which ended in soft ghostings – was conducting a routine check-up when she
read now LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local father managed to regain some dignity today after the mechanic couldn’t quite figure out what was wrong with the family car on the first go either. Graham Birken (50) of Betoota Heights awoke to his oldest daughter Lindall (19) asking for help as her car
read now CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A veteran froth king has tried to improve the pouring skills of a local bartender, this week – with some unwanted advice. “Mate, love the pour. Could you get the glass angle closer to 45 degrees though?” were the words heard by bartender Jansko Klein, a
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