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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite not being an avid supporter of either team, Dad has today decided that tonight’s NRL grand final is too big of an event to be wasted on the living room. With a couple guests over and the barbecue roaring, dad’s decided to take the TV out on
read now ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamish Whistler, a nice South Betootanese man, has just turned up to a house party on Cresent Road without a box of beer under the promise of getting one – but he’d love one of yours in the interim. The 29-year-old told our reporters
read now CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UFC fans were treated to a Western Sydney style scrap this morning as prominent Mount Druitt eshay Tai ‘Bam Bam’ Tuivasa lifted some European bloke. The heavyweight contest between the Dutch Stefan Struve and Tuivasa was one of the quickest preliminary bouts in today’s UFC 254 event on
read now WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The team that always seems to win, has won the AFL grand final, as Queenslanders packed out the Gabba for historic relocation of ‘the big dance’. This comes off the back of an incredible performance from their best player who the commentators said always plays well in the
read nowFRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Appliance manufacturer Breville has unveiled a device which it claims will help speed up the brekky rush; a circular roof-mounted sensor which alerts hungry breakfasters when their toast is ready. The ‘Toast-A-Larm’ is designed to be mounted to the ceiling within a 25 metre radius of the
read nowEFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local bloke has generously offered to host kick-ons at his, though it’s highly unlikely anyone will take him up on his offer. Anthony Porter [22] was reportedly out with his mates at prominent valley nightclub when the lights had flicked on to signal it was time
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